Today’s Curious News… a limerick

Rob Porters has a latest excuse

That his ex-wife’s black eye was a ruse

It was due to a fall

Not a physical brawl

She’s clumsy, it wasn’t abuse

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First Trump’s lawyer called Stormy (porn star) “Fake News”

Now Michael Cohen’s claim in interviews,

He paid her off —this is funny—

With his personal money

Doesn’t his money come from Trump? I’m confused

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FOX news interviewed Paul Ryan

He was impassioned, selling his new line

“We have a deficit crisis”

Due to medical prices

Entitlements must go- Can we blame him for trying?

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He was paid-off, so blame him we can

For this deficit he was the frontman

He gave to the rich

Now the son of a bitch

Will kick grandma to the curb… as he’d planned

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My last suspicious story today

Russian Sanctions, which were by the way,

Voted congressionally

By a Supermajority

Why aren’t we up in arms at their continued delay?

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