A Limerick for Stewart Rhodes

For “seditious conspiracy”Oath Keepers’ founder, with clarityStill blames AntifaJudge Amit Mehta…“EIGHTEEN YEARS” for our security My Dearest Stewart, I hope my note finds you well. Everyone with common sense wanted me to tell you that Antifa is a fabricated hate group. It’s not real, pumpkin.Best,Never Yours https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/level-terrorism-enhancement-oath-keepers-leader-stewart-rhodes/story?id=99598181

Mitch McConnell Has a Concussion… a limerick

(Not McConnell)Looney Tunes Cecil Turtle U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell Spends his second day in hospital,Suspicious? Foul-play?Slammed McCarthy, TuesdayNext day, Turtle down, injured cranial https://www.npr.org/2023/03/07/1161686255/fox-tucker-carlson-jan-6-security-tapes-mcconnell-manger https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-64898451.amp

Elon Musk, Record Breaking Loser… a limerick

Tesla, SpaceX, and now Twitter,Three companies in the shitterThere’s one common threadThe money they’ve bledRecord losses made Elon bitter •~• Guinness record breaking is quite a featMusk’s burden has begun to deplete$200 billionLost by the villainHe’s still rich: downfall incomplete "I've LOST more money than you'll EVER HAVE!" ~ Elon Musk He said that in … Continue reading Elon Musk, Record Breaking Loser… a limerick

Elon Musk Unwittingly Helps Authorities Nab Sex Trafficking Friend

Money is power, power an illusion.For example, Elon Musk in his CEO confusion,Led to a profusionOf reinstating… right wing noise pollution.Like misogynist, Andrew Tate, who in seclusion,(Of sorts,) hidden for over a year from extradition Picked a fight with a teen devoted to climate action His “small dick energy” gave him delusionsHe’d try to own … Continue reading Elon Musk Unwittingly Helps Authorities Nab Sex Trafficking Friend

Flown Back to Roost, a limerick

Though hatched, grown, and given the bootThree birds have returned to the roost Like chicks newly hatchedStarved, equally matchedRegurgitated worm, the desired loot~•~ Happy to see them in the same roomContentment, laughter, then kaboomBehavior quite fowlHigh pitched squawks, low growlsThese “adults” came out of my womb!~•~ “Mom! Mom! Mom!” Voiced from… everywhere“She said…” “He won’t…” … Continue reading Flown Back to Roost, a limerick

Bye, Mitch—A Limerick

Moscow Mitch promised he would retireIf his party’s majority miredIt was, as you see,Goodbye GOPNow to snuff out his burning hellfire•~•The Senate is now lost for the rightAnd the House still in Democrats sightIf both are turned blueThink of all we can doPower to the people—now indict•~•Those who attempted to overthrow The government, many we … Continue reading Bye, Mitch—A Limerick