A Sleepy Feted Führer

“I think a full investigation would show that Trump didn't actually win the election in 2016. He lost the election, and he was put into office because the Russians interfered on his behalf,” ~39th U.S. President Jimmy Carter Inspiration for a limerick: “So I'm going to go into this trial,”(One he’s delayed for quite a … Continue reading A Sleepy Feted Führer

Ladies, Do Something Different

“If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got.” ~Henry Ford It doesn’t matter where you goYou end up where you areThat means of travel, high or low,By foot, plane, train, or car Step off the trail, subsist right hereDraw in sights, smells, and soundTake up your dreams, embrace … Continue reading Ladies, Do Something Different

Trump’s Testimony Today, A Limerick

"Please just answer the questions, no speeches." ~ Judge Engoron to DFG Trump Donald Trump is now testifying Fraudulent business practices, he’s trying To keep this ‘civil’ No perjurious drivel Charges ‘criminal’ when he starts lying 99.9% failure predicted. Can he speak without lying? Based on everything in his life, nerrr.

A Limerick for Stewart Rhodes

For “seditious conspiracy”Oath Keepers’ founder, with clarityStill blames AntifaJudge Amit Mehta…“EIGHTEEN YEARS” for our security My Dearest Stewart, I hope my note finds you well. Everyone with common sense wanted me to tell you that Antifa is a fabricated hate group. It’s not real, pumpkin.Best,Never Yours https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/level-terrorism-enhancement-oath-keepers-leader-stewart-rhodes/story?id=99598181

Mitch McConnell Has a Concussion… a limerick

(Not McConnell)Looney Tunes Cecil Turtle U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell Spends his second day in hospital,Suspicious? Foul-play?Slammed McCarthy, TuesdayNext day, Turtle down, injured cranial https://www.npr.org/2023/03/07/1161686255/fox-tucker-carlson-jan-6-security-tapes-mcconnell-manger https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-64898451.amp

Elon Musk, Record Breaking Loser… a limerick

Tesla, SpaceX, and now Twitter,Three companies in the shitterThere’s one common threadThe money they’ve bledRecord losses made Elon bitter •~• Guinness record breaking is quite a featMusk’s burden has begun to deplete$200 billionLost by the villainHe’s still rich: downfall incomplete "I've LOST more money than you'll EVER HAVE!" ~ Elon Musk He said that in … Continue reading Elon Musk, Record Breaking Loser… a limerick