This Week’s News… Limericks

News reports of some documents seizedInclude Foreign capabilitiesNuclear secretsSold yet to zealots?Compromised worldwide security ~~ There are nine countries on the listWith nuclear arms such as this:France, Russia, China,Israel, India,N Korea, Pakistan, UK, US Material on foreign nation’s nuclear capabilities seized at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago - The Washington Post ~•~ ~~ Jake Tapper’s idea of newsIs … Continue reading This Week’s News… Limericks

The Russian Flew, A Limerick

Slava Ukraini! The health benefits you may attainCommending Putin’s war with UkraineSans vaccinationNo assassinationAnd avoid this year’s Russian flu flew strain “A senior Russian oil executive has died after falling from the window of a Moscow hospital, months after his company criticised the Russian invasion of Ukraine.” https://apple.news/APIXeriJHQVG4Mv770M4Tyg

Morbid Limericks

This is the first installment of… Morbid Limericks. Knowing me, I’ll get distracted, (there are squirrels everywhere,) and this will be the last as well, so enjoy. Comes a time one’s situation When an end comes to the narration Fie mortality Cull joviality There’ll be time later for vegetation

Aging, A Limerick

Yore: a visit to my eye doctor My vision’s crap, I know that for sure He noted my age His comment was sage Young and handsome, yer no anymore (Nice.) He continued, not ready to stop My knee itched, bent to bury a pop Looked into my eye And to my surprise He said handsome … Continue reading Aging, A Limerick

The Sock Monster, a limerick

For all of my years spent on earth Over 50 for what it’s worth I’ve come to accept The dryer’s bold theft (Paused here just to say Colin Firth) Ahem, not sorry. On laundry day I’m plagued with self doubt Eight socks in, only seven come out Today I was shocked To find every sock … Continue reading The Sock Monster, a limerick