Elon Musk, Record Breaking Loser… a limerick

Tesla, SpaceX, and now Twitter,Three companies in the shitterThere’s one common threadThe money they’ve bledRecord losses made Elon bitter •~• Guinness record breaking is quite a featMusk’s burden has begun to deplete$200 billionLost by the villainHe’s still rich: downfall incomplete "I've LOST more money than you'll EVER HAVE!" ~ Elon Musk He said that in … Continue reading Elon Musk, Record Breaking Loser… a limerick

Elon Musk Unwittingly Helps Authorities Nab Sex Trafficking Friend

Money is power, power an illusion.For example, Elon Musk in his CEO confusion,Led to a profusionOf reinstating… right wing noise pollution.Like misogynist, Andrew Tate, who in seclusion,(Of sorts,) hidden for over a year from extradition Picked a fight with a teen devoted to climate action His “small dick energy” gave him delusionsHe’d try to own … Continue reading Elon Musk Unwittingly Helps Authorities Nab Sex Trafficking Friend

Flown Back to Roost, a limerick

Though hatched, grown, and given the bootThree birds have returned to the roost Like chicks newly hatchedStarved, equally matchedRegurgitated worm, the desired loot~•~ Happy to see them in the same roomContentment, laughter, then kaboomBehavior quite fowlHigh pitched squawks, low growlsThese “adults” came out of my womb!~•~ “Mom! Mom! Mom!” Voiced from… everywhere“She said…” “He won’t…” … Continue reading Flown Back to Roost, a limerick

Bye, Mitch—A Limerick

Moscow Mitch promised he would retireIf his party’s majority miredIt was, as you see,Goodbye GOPNow to snuff out his burning hellfire•~•The Senate is now lost for the rightAnd the House still in Democrats sightIf both are turned blueThink of all we can doPower to the people—now indict•~•Those who attempted to overthrow The government, many we … Continue reading Bye, Mitch—A Limerick

Celestial Bodies Queue

Tuesday all style queuesBlood Moon Eclipse will form whenEarth, sun, moon, alignHuman bodies too forge linesKeep democracy — vote blue Tomorrow is Tuesday, November 8, 2022. What time is the Blood Moon total lunar eclipse on Nov. 8? According to the Ministry of Earth Science, the Blood Moon total lunar eclipse begins on November 8, … Continue reading Celestial Bodies Queue

I Just Need Toast

Oh Lord, won’t you helpChoose a toaster for meSend me a signal,Quick, while shipping is freeIt’s two day deliveryIf I order by threeOh Lord, won’t you helpChoose a toaster For me Oh Lord I don’t wantA toaster ovenI had to get marriedFor my previous oneMy dollars are dwindlingLord, I am veganDon’t need to melt cheeseIn … Continue reading I Just Need Toast