Gabbard *Spoiler Alert*— a limerick

Gabbard and bad go hand in hand Retires her seat as congresswoman Her reason, she says, To focus, her days On her outcast presidential brand ~ Missing House votes— laments on fox news, She sets the stage, while singing the blues, To disrupt the next Election, suspect A third party run, we’ve seen her clues … Continue reading Gabbard *Spoiler Alert*— a limerick

A Poem for POTUS Four/Five— the Hurricane Lout

Drone Dirges Tale telling, towel tossing, Tyrant While wildly wailing warns of weather woes. Hear that howling? History’s hugest hurricane: wet water, whirling, windy wind whisked A pleasant portrait of Dorian dousing— distinctly the downtrodden, plenty ping-ponging past Puerto Rico. Foolish foreigners fearfully forsake fleeing Beggin’ back brown babies bein’ bandied about Far-flung forces face … Continue reading A Poem for POTUS Four/Five— the Hurricane Lout

Kris by Any Other Name— a limerick

I’d like to acknowledge Kris Kobach For misspelling his FIRST name— as such His incompetence Filing documents Has helped my confidence very much ~ Ego is driven, I am now compelled Blame the Greeks, for my last name is spelled With 14 letters Times misspelled— never GOP norms, Kobach has upheld ~ Irony makes his … Continue reading Kris by Any Other Name— a limerick

Fer Me Wee’est Spawn’s High School Gradeation Dey

T’ be youngest yer blessed and yer cursed Tho loose lips claim bein’ middle’s worst Yer ma’s big regret: Years swabbin’ the deck Fer time’s cruel, and can ne'er be reversed ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Give no quarter to tricks nature plays Ye’ll be me laddie all o’ yer days Wi’ yer sea legs on Heave ho, chase … Continue reading Fer Me Wee’est Spawn’s High School Gradeation Dey

”I Don’t Do Cover-Ups” ~a poem

”I don't do cover-ups;” or any collusion. ”I don't do cover-ups;” obstruction’s a delusion. ”I don't do cover-ups;” porn stars the exception. ”I don't do cover-ups;” redactions/deception. ”I don't do cover-ups;” Barr sits on evidence, ” I don't do cover-ups;” that's my only defense. ”I don't do cover-ups;” I take translator’s notes, ” I don't … Continue reading ”I Don’t Do Cover-Ups” ~a poem

Representative Mo Brooks– a poem

Alabama congressman: "People who lead good lives" don't have preexisting conditions Alabama Congressman Mo Brooks Judges not by deeds, the sick are crooks ”People who lead good lives” no one bad Suffer pre-existing (what they’ve had) ~ From injuries to cancer, his view, End affordable healthcare for you Judgemental, entitled, in power More morality by … Continue reading Representative Mo Brooks– a poem