This is the first installment of… Morbid Limericks. Knowing me, I’ll get distracted, (there are squirrels everywhere,) and this will be the last as well, so enjoy. Comes a time one’s situation When an end comes to the narration Fie mortality Cull joviality There’ll be time later for vegetation
Yore: a visit to my eye doctor My vision’s crap, I know that for sure He noted my age His comment was sage Young and handsome, yer no anymore (Nice.) He continued, not ready to stop My knee itched, bent to bury a pop Looked into my eye And to my surprise He said handsome … Continue reading Aging, A Limerick
For all of my years spent on earth Over 50 for what it’s worth I’ve come to accept The dryer’s bold theft (Paused here just to say Colin Firth) Ahem, not sorry. On laundry day I’m plagued with self doubt Eight socks in, only seven come out Today I was shocked To find every sock … Continue reading The Sock Monster, a limerick
“Tout vient a qui sait attendre.” All hoped-for things will come to youWho have the strength to watch and wait,Our longings spur the steeds of Fate,This has been said by one who knew.‘Ah, all things come to those who wait,’(I say these words to make me glad),But something answers soft and sad,‘They come, but often … Continue reading Thoughts to Live (and Die) By
Last week I howled with despair as I confessed the irrelative misery I suffered— writer's block. And so I pledged to act by sinking my quill into inconsistent ink. As such, I offer you the much anticipated Sci-Fi Haiku Alien Date Night•~•Inky sky shimmersInscrutable looming glowPassion has returned ... less compelling than the idea.
~•~ Pen in hand Biden’s work on day one:￼ His publicist shared with reporters (weird) Mandating mask use, how he’d begun, Boost eviction moratorium￼ Seventeen executive orders: ~•~ An end to the Muslim travel ban W.H.O. keeps us aboard Secured DACA from the racist’s plan Building the wall- stopped, scarcely began Rejoined the Paris Climate … Continue reading President Biden Day One (No Sharpie)