I haven’t written much these past weeks. I’m a little overwhelmed with a “life event” that is KILLING my creativity. I did work on a post for several hours over this 4th of July weekend. When writing is this much of a struggle the work is usually not great- for me at least. But you … Continue reading Dinosaurs, Hemingway, and Me
I can't do politics today, so I will pontificate something incontrovertible— veganism. An article popped up in my newsfeed because it would seem my data has been sold, regarding the effects of veganism on intelligence, brain function, etc. While I didn't finish the article, because I lost interest and they seemed to be insinuating mathy … Continue reading Are Vegans Stupid?
tRumpigula is livid. Last week he demanded CNN formally apologize for their poll results, and he threatened legal action—for poll results. CNN ignored him. Now all the other polls, including the Republican-leaning Rasmussen, are showing a double-digit preference for Biden. Today’s numbers from RASMUSSEN bad news for Hair Führer: National General Election: Biden 48% (+12) … Continue reading How’s it Swinging? Today’s POTUS Polls
Are you extremely enthusiastic? Want excitement in Tulsa? fantastic! We're offering scratch; $330— one catch: We don't pay, (I'm not being sarcastic.) Hold on, "$330"— "$390" which is it? I may be dumb but I'm no idiot Neither, there's no pay Sign this waver, today "Gone viral" has new meaning, I submit! Hey! Tulsa minority … Continue reading Looking for Excited, Enthusiastic, Easily Persuaded People, With Low Expectations— a limerick
Now that the pandemic has been canceled, and people are out and about, what do we do with all the masks that so few people are wearing? I thought perhaps a patchwork quilt to cover corpses might be nice. Pandemic protesters have gotten their fresh tattoos, had their nails manicured and hairs cut; they’ve had … Continue reading Give Me Liberty!
Yesterday I learned that I cannot make jokes about menopause when the topic of conversation is Karens, because it's sexist. *A Karen, if anyone doesn't know, is a racist white woman who has lost her mind. She is a tRump supporter. Legend has it that the first such woman caught on tape was named Karen. … Continue reading Karens and Ice-Cube