All at the same time this morning: clap of thunder, loud💥BANG💥 (not thunder)—power goes out, and a twitter alert tells me @OfficialJesusH is following me. 🤔 What does it mean? I’m here in the dark having an existential crisis. (Also, I’m older than Jesus🙄) *UPDATE* the "Existential Crisis Hotline” retweeted this. What's happening?
Don't ask me. For anyone still following me after the past 24-hour deluge of my old posts, I thank you. A fruit basket is in the mail. This is what started it all. 👇🏼 👆🏼This will be engraved on my tombstone. Several days ago it started harassing me, like catcalls when walking past a construction … Continue reading Need Help With Your Blog?
This is not a post per se. I am wondering if anyone else is having this problem. I write everything on my phone using my thumbs. I’ve tried using a laptop, but it’s not my phone. I use my phone for everything: sometimes it's a coaster, sometimes it's a plate, sometimes it goes under a … Continue reading Technical Difficulties
I never intended to have three dogs. I adopted my newest addition two years ago when I thought Phoebe was dying. I googled her symptoms and diagnosed her with cancer, but it turned out she has a thyroid problem, and I have three dogs. I surrendered my google veterinary medicine certificate. Below is a picture … Continue reading Old Dogs
I’d like to acknowledge Kris Kobach For misspelling his FIRST name— as such His incompetence Filing documents Has helped my confidence very much ~ Ego is driven, I am now compelled Blame the Greeks, for my last name is spelled With 14 letters Times misspelled— never GOP norms, Kobach has upheld ~ Irony makes his … Continue reading Kris by Any Other Name— a limerick
Just last week federal prosecutors ruled sex offender billionaire Jeffrey Epstein’s unjustly benign plea deal must stand. Epstein has been accused by 40 but is said to have sexually assaulted as many as 80 girls. He escaped what could have been a life sentence 12 years ago in Florida when his attorneys negotiated a deal … Continue reading Pedophile Jeffrey Epstein Arrested