Sentient Sea Creatures

An elderly man lay dying in his bed when a heady aroma wafted up to his chamber. He knew the love of his life must be cooking his favorite meal. Grappling to make his way down the stairs and dragging his feeble body into the kitchen, he drew himself up and reached for a spoon. … Continue reading Sentient Sea Creatures

Lowering the Bar— Joke

This week has been a mixed bag. The bag I reached into on Friday, hoping for the best, rendered me a flat tire. Every so often I just have to stare, so I did. Then I looked up to the sky and asked my beloved dead dogs in heaven how they could let this happen … Continue reading Lowering the Bar— Joke

Goat-boy Sentenced to 41 Months

‘QAnon Shaman’ also known as ‘organic grazing Goat-boy,’ has been condemned to 41 months in prison for his part in the 1/6 attack on the Capitol. Prosecutors sought a 50-month sentence, citing the high-profile leadership role he played. Jacob Chansley, (Goat-boy,) was not a frolicking puck-like jester. He was a more mischievous henchman who had … Continue reading Goat-boy Sentenced to 41 Months

Steve Bannon Indicted

Attorney General Merrick Garland “Since my first day in office, I have promised Justice Department employees that together we would show the American people by word and deed that the department adheres to the rule of law, follows the facts and the law and pursues equal justice under the law,” he said. “Today’s charges reflect … Continue reading Steve Bannon Indicted

The Karens Have Spoken

This week’s news… I just can’t. The Virginia Karens have spoken. They elected a Republican Governor despite that party’s recent attacks on women’s rights. New Jersey Karens nearly did the same. Republican priorities are not to serve society, rather they feel the need to weaken every demographic that is not white and male. Their attempt … Continue reading The Karens Have Spoken

🎶 Lev and Donny T

🎼 🎤 Busted flat in Atlanta, waitin’ for a planeCaught for crimes includin’ blackmail’in UkraineIgor grabbed a deal, pleadin’ guilty when arraignedI’d no such luck and now I’m bound in chains 🎶 🎼 🎵🎶 🎼 🎵🎶 🎼 🎵🎶 🎼 🎵 🎶 🎤 I’d pulled my photos out of my Boca Raton CabanaI played the press … Continue reading 🎶 Lev and Donny T