Give Me Liberty!

Now that the pandemic has been canceled, and people are out and about, what do we do with all the masks that so few people are wearing? I thought perhaps a patchwork quilt to cover corpses might be nice. Pandemic protesters have gotten their fresh tattoos, had their nails manicured and hairs cut; they’ve had … Continue reading Give Me Liberty!

This Week’s News Review: Countless Mice and Fourty-Five Humans

We have reached a milestone; 100,000 Americans are dead from COVID-19. What would the death toll be if we had a legitimate qualified leader? We are the sickest nation by far, with almost 1/3 of the world's reported cases. The vocal movement to reopen businesses has finally met with success. I saw a surprising statistic … Continue reading This Week’s News Review: Countless Mice and Fourty-Five Humans

Save our Hamberders; Implement the ‘Defense Protection Act!’

You know I don't care what you eat. I’m a 🌱 on the down-low, so please don't give me your anti-vegan vitriol. 🎶Nothing really matters to me. 🎶 or Freddy Mercury. This is Merica, where you can: Eat can what you want! Spread whatever pandemic God has plagued the earth with. Live mask free! No … Continue reading Save our Hamberders; Implement the ‘Defense Protection Act!’

Where is the Stockpile of Masks?

I haven’t been posting as often as I usually do for good reason, but today I’m taking a break from the arduous task of growing out my unibrow to fill you in (get it?) on one of many current events. As I mentioned in a post earlier in the month, hospitals across the country have … Continue reading Where is the Stockpile of Masks?

Land of the Free, No Matter the Cost— a poem

Captain O’Crazy-town, bankruptcy boy Held rallies and golfed, dumb isn’t a ploy COVID denier- was one week too late Pandemic talons sunk in every state ~ ~ 20,000 people could’ve been spared Experts warned, he didn’t listen or didn’t care Two weeks- 40,000 might not have died Instead, 60k projected lost lives ~ ~ Played … Continue reading Land of the Free, No Matter the Cost— a poem

Your Death is a Risk Trump is Willing to Take

U.S. unemployment numbers have reached a ten year high at 22 million. This won't bode well for Trump and the GOP come November. Trump dropped the COVID19 ball for 70 days, although new information tells up that he knew about the impending pandemic as far back as November. He wasted months golfing and holding rallies … Continue reading Your Death is a Risk Trump is Willing to Take