Morbid Limericks

This is the first installment of… Morbid Limericks. Knowing me, I’ll get distracted, (there are squirrels everywhere,) and this will be the last as well, so enjoy. Comes a time one’s situation When an end comes to the narration Fie mortality Cull joviality There’ll be time later for vegetation

Aging, A Limerick

Yore: a visit to my eye doctor My vision’s crap, I know that for sure He noted my age His comment was sage Young and handsome, yer no anymore (Nice.) He continued, not ready to stop My knee itched, bent to bury a pop Looked into my eye And to my surprise He said handsome … Continue reading Aging, A Limerick

The Sock Monster, a limerick

For all of my years spent on earth Over 50 for what it’s worth I’ve come to accept The dryer’s bold theft (Paused here just to say Colin Firth) Ahem, not sorry. On laundry day I’m plagued with self doubt Eight socks in, only seven come out Today I was shocked To find every sock … Continue reading The Sock Monster, a limerick

System Failure

WARNING this post contains offensive language. A couple of weeks ago, my iPhone 11, which I had purchased on a two year payment plan 13 months prior, malfunctioned. It had a “system failure.” The facial recognition stopped working first. My thought was that my smart ass phone didn’t know me because I’ve lost too much … Continue reading System Failure

A Limerick for a Coward

•~• Milquetoast Pence was schooled by a Quayle Who when asked said there was no avail The votes say Trump lost Stand up to your boss Either way, he wouldn’t post your bail. •~• Treason was their choice, not a shock GOP pledged themselves to Trump stock Ignore what they say What we saw that … Continue reading A Limerick for a Coward

Tangled up in Blue— Foreboding — a limerick

No political pontification Today, only alienation... I feel excluded Not yet invited? To escape, or is it vacation?I read this statistic yesterday: The U.S. State Department has reported a 47% increase in the number of US passports issued in 2019, bringing the yearly total to 20,690,491. Where is everyone going? Is this spike a contingency … Continue reading Tangled up in Blue— Foreboding — a limerick