Clyde today wearing an AR-15 pin Heedless of care for kids who’ve diedRepresentative Andrew ClydeWears a gun on his tieHis profits are whyHe won’t set his business aside Clyde (left) at the Capitol Building on 1/6 This member of congress is a gun store owner. He is a coward with a conflict of interests. “Republican … Continue reading Representative Clyde… a Limerick
(Not McConnell)Looney Tunes Cecil Turtle U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell Spends his second day in hospital,Suspicious? Foul-play?Slammed McCarthy, TuesdayNext day, Turtle down, injured cranial https://www.npr.org/2023/03/07/1161686255/fox-tucker-carlson-jan-6-security-tapes-mcconnell-manger https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-64898451.amp
Tesla, SpaceX, and now Twitter,Three companies in the shitterThere’s one common threadThe money they’ve bledRecord losses made Elon bitter •~• Guinness record breaking is quite a featMusk’s burden has begun to deplete$200 billionLost by the villainHe’s still rich: downfall incomplete "I've LOST more money than you'll EVER HAVE!" ~ Elon Musk He said that in … Continue reading Elon Musk, Record Breaking Loser… a limerick
Though hatched, grown, and given the bootThree birds have returned to the roost Like chicks newly hatchedStarved, equally matchedRegurgitated worm, the desired loot~•~ Happy to see them in the same roomContentment, laughter, then kaboomBehavior quite fowlHigh pitched squawks, low growlsThese “adults” came out of my womb!~•~ “Mom! Mom! Mom!” Voiced from… everywhere“She said…” “He won’t…” … Continue reading Flown Back to Roost, a limerick
My mother, 88-year-old, self-appointed personal meteorologist, has (between weather updates,) taken to counting down the days until Christmas…because I need more stress. Why is the impending holiday a source of anxiety for me? I’ve been volunteered to host the family gathering, by my daughter, the one with chronic debilitating migraines and OCD. I love her … Continue reading The Count Down to Christmas Has begun
Moscow Mitch promised he would retireIf his party’s majority miredIt was, as you see,Goodbye GOPNow to snuff out his burning hellfire•~•The Senate is now lost for the rightAnd the House still in Democrats sightIf both are turned blueThink of all we can doPower to the people—now indict•~•Those who attempted to overthrow The government, many we … Continue reading Bye, Mitch—A Limerick
A lot from Lydia 