Kris by Any Other Name— a limerick

I’d like to acknowledge Kris Kobach For misspelling his FIRST name— as such His incompetence Filing documents Has helped my confidence very much ~ Ego is driven, I am now compelled Blame the Greeks, for my last name is spelled With 14 letters Times misspelled— never GOP norms, Kobach has upheld ~ Irony makes his … Continue reading Kris by Any Other Name— a limerick

Fer Me Wee’est Spawn’s High School Gradeation Dey

T’ be youngest yer blessed and yer cursed Tho loose lips claim bein’ middle’s worst Yer ma’s big regret: Years swabbin’ the deck Fer time’s cruel, and can ne'er be reversed ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Give no quarter to tricks nature plays Ye’ll be me laddie all o’ yer days Wi’ yer sea legs on Heave ho, chase … Continue reading Fer Me Wee’est Spawn’s High School Gradeation Dey

A Pirate Limerick Fer Yer Mums Day

*Repostin from Mum’s Days of yore— fer tis a mumosa hoistin day fer sum, argh. Deep in me core aye heart me spawn three, Me three spawn, they say, also heart me. Once joined at the hip, Till through they did slip, Since then aye’ve naer longed to be free. *more mother’s day👇🏼

McGahn… a limerick

Lindsey Graham doesn’t have a care About what Trump said to whom or where Trump ordered McGahn Fire Mueller, the plan: Take the blame... does that seem fair? Because McGahn never complied “It doesn’t matter what Trump tried” It is still obstruction Graham’s deduction Fabricated, I’ll say it, he lied Graham: 'I don't care' what … Continue reading McGahn… a limerick

Rosenstein… a limerick

Nadler says Justice Department seems 'very afraid' of staff attorneys questioning Barr Were Rosenstein to testify Trump would warn him not to comply Department of Justice Is "afraid" of congress White House power has been misapplied *BREAKING* Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein Submits Resignation Letter Are these two stories connected? Timing somewhat unexpected Now freed … Continue reading Rosenstein… a limerick