Trump’s Morning… conjecture

The lunatic has risen from his disturbed sleep, plagued with reoccurring nightmares of indictment: mime golfing in a concrete prison ground, skin sallow, hair glue dissolving, prison food, (a single scoop at best), phone confiscated, they even took his loooong red tie... why? He wipes the crusty sleep from his swollen eyes, prying them open … Continue reading Trump’s Morning… conjecture

Liar in Chief tells Propaganda TV News host: (limerick)

"I haven't actually left the White House in months." ~Donny Two Scoops, January 12, 2019 Um... December 26, 2018 Did Agent Orange forget Iraq? Seems so Staged photo-op, Seal Team 5 he exposed Tangerine Tyrant, Cadet Bonespurs spent A 3 hour tour... Tweeto Benito Dec 27, 2018 Hair Führer, Twitler, Lord Cheetolini Red hats for … Continue reading Liar in Chief tells Propaganda TV News host: (limerick)

Joe Manchin Thinks it’s His Place to Apologize for an Unrelated Adult Woman

**This post contains profanity. It is not meant to be read by the pearl clutching faint of heart who are easily indisposed by the vapours. W/VA Senator Joe Manchon, Republican in Democratic clothing, has been on the press circuit apologizing for a comment made by a new congresswoman, Democrat Rashida Tlaib. Senator Manchin, who is … Continue reading Joe Manchin Thinks it’s His Place to Apologize for an Unrelated Adult Woman

Sunday Morning Twerking Trump

Donald J.Trump has re-defined the word "twerking"— In days of yore twerking was a "dance", frowned upon in school gymnasiums nationwide, primarily engaging the gluteus maximus (junk in the trunk). In modern times, it is what the ass-hat in chief, Donald J.Trump, does on any given day. He is tweeting, and claiming to work— twerking. … Continue reading Sunday Morning Twerking Trump

Headlines Based on Assumption

Politico: "Poll: Trump reelection bid begins in a hole"https://www.politico.com/amp/story/2018/05/23/trump-democrats-2020-election-603421 Democrats will take congress it's clear. Trump's reign ends before this term, have no fear Why then Politico? You're most oft in the know. I guess Trump time does pass like dog years ~ CNBC: "President Trump told Lesley Stahl he bashes press 'to demean you … Continue reading Headlines Based on Assumption

Laura Ingraham Proves Cyberbullying Doesn’t Pay… a limerick

Laura Ingraham is a Fox News host She's contemptibly bitter, foremost, Has trouble discerning Right from wrong concerning That which makes a worthwhile twitter post Survivor of Parkland's mass- shooting, This high school teen is executing His 1st Amendment right Lucid gun laws, his fight Why target him? It's convoluting ~ As likability goes, it's … Continue reading Laura Ingraham Proves Cyberbullying Doesn’t Pay… a limerick