Are you extremely enthusiastic?
Want excitement in Tulsa? fantastic!
We’re offering scratch;
$330— one catch:
We don’t pay, (I’m not being sarcastic.)
Hold on, “$330″— “$390” which is it?
I may be dumb but I’m no idiot
Neither, there’s no pay
Sign this waver, today
“Gone viral” has new meaning, I submit!
Hey! Tulsa minority contractors!
We want to be your benefactor
No, we won’t pretend
To pay in the end
It’s “community service” for actors
By the way, you may want to bring cash
If you’re told to wear— MAGA trash
A t-shirt and hat
It’s tit for no tat
*No flannel shirts or goatee mustache