Looking for Excited, Enthusiastic, Easily Persuaded People, With Low Expectations— a limerick

Are you extremely enthusiastic?

Want excitement in Tulsa? fantastic!

We’re offering scratch;

$330— one catch:

We don’t pay, (I’m not being sarcastic.)

Hold on, “$330″— “$390” which is it?

I may be dumb but I’m no idiot

Neither, there’s no pay

Sign this waver, today

“Gone viral” has new meaning, I submit!

Hey! Tulsa minority contractors!

We want to be your benefactor

No, we won’t pretend

To pay in the end

It’s “community service” for actors

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-campaign-requiring-people-to-sign-coronavirus-waiver-tulsa-rally-2020-6?amp

By the way, you may want to bring cash

If you’re told to wear— MAGA trash

A t-shirt and hat

It’s tit for no tat

*No flannel shirts or goatee mustache

https://youtu.be/J4pcZdJcpbs

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