Karens and Ice-Cube

Yesterday I learned that I cannot make jokes about menopause when the topic of conversation is Karens, because it's sexist. *A Karen, if anyone doesn't know, is a racist white woman who has lost her mind. She is a tRump supporter. Legend has it that the first such woman caught on tape was named Karen. … Continue reading Karens and Ice-Cube

Unemployed and Dying for a New Job?

Unemployment rates are now at 20% in this made "great again" country of ours. If you look out your window and count the passers-by, (be patient,) you can safely assume that one of every five zombies people is unemployed. There is no excuse for idleness. If you can't find work you aren’t looking in the … Continue reading Unemployed and Dying for a New Job?

Blowing Smoke and Sunshine up Your Ass

I may have attention deficit disorder. I’ll let you decide. Today I felt the need to look up the origin of the phrase ”blow sunshine up your ass.” Why? As my post started writing itself today, the first line (which again, wrote itself,) was: ”Today I’m going to blow sunshine up your ass.” Let me … Continue reading Blowing Smoke and Sunshine up Your Ass

The Orange Globe Award Nominations are Out

It’s award season, and because Conald, the guy with the codes, has been ignored by the likes of Nobel, Time Magazine, and Heisman, I will bestow my own awards, and call them "The Orange Globe Awards." These are the nominees for administration 45, in the categories of— Most consistently “disturbed” and “concerned,” while putting party … Continue reading The Orange Globe Award Nominations are Out