The Orange Globe Award Nominations are Out

It’s award season, and because Conald, the guy with the codes, has been ignored by the likes of Nobel, Time Magazine, and Heisman, I will bestow my own awards, and call them "The Orange Globe Awards." These are the nominees for administration 45, in the categories of— Most consistently “disturbed” and “concerned,” while putting party … Continue reading The Orange Globe Award Nominations are Out