The Orange Globe Award Nominations are Out

It’s award season, and because Conald, the guy with the codes, has been ignored by the likes of Nobel, Time Magazine, and Heisman, I will bestow my own awards, and call them "The Orange Globe Awards." These are the nominees for administration 45, in the categories of— Most consistently “disturbed” and “concerned,” while putting party … Continue reading The Orange Globe Award Nominations are Out

Separated at Birth

Misery loves company. Britain has it’s very own version of our toupee’d tyrant with it’s new Prime Minister, Boris Johnson. The two not only share body type and hairstyle, but both hate democracy, and both have nationalistic views. Britain trumped us, however, by pulling the rug out from under their blonde bully, in less than … Continue reading Separated at Birth