Political poll results matter, particularly when you’re planning to cheat. It’s harder to make excuses for “surprise election results” when canvassing numbers show the other candidate leading by double digits, which is the case with Biden and tRump. Biden is up by 13% in some polls. Surveys should not make us complacent; we must vote. … Continue reading McConnell’s Primary Election is Tomorrow
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Now that the pandemic has been canceled, and people are out and about, what do we do with all the masks that so few people are wearing? I thought perhaps a patchwork quilt to cover corpses might be nice. Pandemic protesters have gotten their fresh tattoos, had their nails manicured and hairs cut; they’ve had … Continue reading Give Me Liberty!
In the United States today: Over 100,000 Americans are dead due to Covid-19, thanks to a leader who ignored warnings for 3 months. Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin was filmed by several bystanders, murdering George Floyd, grinding his knee into Floyd's neck while he repeatedly cried "I can't breathe." Demonstrators, including children, have taken to … Continue reading Trump is Not Fit for the Job He Stole
That headline is misleading. tRump is driving a golf cart with one hand and sitting on the other hand while the death toll in America exceeds 100,000 thanks in great part to his three-month refusal to take action. While an overwhelming majority of Americans grasp the danger tRump poses, his base fights against the oppression … Continue reading Trump Sits on Hands in Celebration of Memorial Day Weekend
We have reached a milestone; 100,000 Americans are dead from COVID-19. What would the death toll be if we had a legitimate qualified leader? We are the sickest nation by far, with almost 1/3 of the world's reported cases. The vocal movement to reopen businesses has finally met with success. I saw a surprising statistic … Continue reading This Week’s News Review: Countless Mice and Fourty-Five Humans