*Correction*

The title of my last post wrongly said that Trump conceded. It was a mistake, I realized as I hit publish. I meant to say he agreed to comply with Biden’s transition, which is what I wrote in the text of my post. This is great news for us all, it means Biden can hit … Continue reading *Correction*

Michigan Certifies Biden’s Win and What’s His Name Agrees to Cooperate With Transition

Believe it or not, the last votes for the 2020 election are still being counted. With each update Joe Biden’s popular-vote lead increases. He is currently 4 percentage points ahead of that other guy. The electoral vote count has been finalized and can not change with the remaining outstanding votes. Biden is at 306 and … Continue reading Michigan Certifies Biden’s Win and What’s His Name Agrees to Cooperate With Transition

All Eyes on Georgia

Election results are in, except that the lame-duck has demanded a recount in targeted districts in Georgia. Biden won 49.9% of the popular vote in Georgia with 2,472,098 votes, and Squatter in Chief is at 49.2% with 2,458,121 votes. To be fair, only 13,977 votes stand between our towering leaner and 16 electoral votes. Recounts … Continue reading All Eyes on Georgia

It’s Time to Concede

Happy Friday! It appears fighting election results, no matter how stacked the courts, will not garner our delusional Dollhands the results he wants. His attorneys keep filing lawsuits, but with no evidence to substantiate his accusations, the losses continue to mount. Read in NPR: https://apple.news/AZukrbtdZRDKlkY-mQuIgIg With an electoral college win of 306-232, and a popular … Continue reading It’s Time to Concede

Trump’s Attempted Coup

Republican Texas Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick is offering $1 million from his campaign funds for evidence of voter fraud. In other words, he has incentivized the fabrication of evidence. Everything's bigger in Texas. (Big hair, best there.) Payoffs in other states are going for far less. In South Carolina, $130,000 was enough to buy the … Continue reading Trump’s Attempted Coup

We Still Have Work to Do, America

“The American people will decide this election. And the United States government is perfectly capable of escorting trespassers out of the White House.” ~Joe Biden campaign statement Okay, I'm nobody, but I'm calling this election for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. The Secret Service has upgraded Biden’s protection detail from candidate to President-Elect, so again, … Continue reading We Still Have Work to Do, America