Trump tells the military he is glad
To give them the first raise they’ve had
In ten long hard years.
They’d like to make clear
They’ve had raises each year, grandad
Donald Trump was asked how he surmised
His nomination for the Nobel prize.
With a straight face,
He made his case—
“Everybody thinks I deserve it.” Then he ordered more fries
Trump makes a grand media display,
Like any bigly dictator may,
Three hostages released
Thank the chest pounding beast
Barack freed ELEVEN… I had to say
Giuliani says Trump did not know
Michael Cohen was receiving the dough
From: Many companies
Like AT&T
To make policy changes. It just worked out, so…
Deregulation- banks, drug companies,
Climate change, net neutrality,
Corporate tax cut …
All bills he signed… but
It was a happy coincidence… really. 🤑
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