Three Alternative Universes: Kellyanne, Ivanka, Mitch

Kellyanne Conway advises

Those who want insurance to get employed

What she does not realize is

The GOP health bill is devoid

Of mandates for employers to provide

Insurance for employees 

But sign us up for your undignified 

Job making daily bullshit decrees 


Besides her cloned shoe bag of tricks  

POTUS Advisor Ivanka Trump claims

She “tries to stay out of politics” 

If only she’d advise her dad to do the same

What does she do at the White House all day

That she can’t be spared to leave her post,

For her shoe defense attourney to say

She’s too important to be deposed?


Mitch McConnell, will not be meeting  

With the March of Dimes, although 

At the age of two he needed help defeating

(From the same organization) Polio 

McConnell now only seems annoyed 

That American healthcare as we know it

Has become a challenge for him to destroy 

Kellyanne, Ivanka, Mitch – define hypocrite

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.