Oh Lord, won’t you helpChoose a toaster for meSend me a signal,Quick, while shipping is freeIt’s two day deliveryIf I order by threeOh Lord, won’t you helpChoose a toaster For me Oh Lord I don’t wantA toaster ovenI had to get marriedFor my previous oneMy dollars are dwindlingLord, I am veganDon’t need to melt cheeseIn … Continue reading I Just Need Toast
https://twitter.com/bnonews/status/1578632518307545089?s=46&t=WXAxspBtEzT--2aK4_ZGAQ Shopping for men who’re autocraticOwning all makes gifts problematicBirthday idea:Bridge to Crimea As a launchpad for fireworks… dramatic 🥳 Saudis help Putin weaponize gasStill, Ukraine’s kicking Russia’s assLeave borders aloneThe Hague has a boneTo pick: war-crimes committed en masse OOPS What’s left to say, that hasn’t been said?Untrained conscripts are ending up deadUnhappy RussiansSeek … Continue reading Birthday Limerick for a Fascist War-Criminal
News reports of some documents seizedInclude Foreign capabilitiesNuclear secretsSold yet to zealots?Compromised worldwide security ~~ There are nine countries on the listWith nuclear arms such as this:France, Russia, China,Israel, India,N Korea, Pakistan, UK, US Material on foreign nation’s nuclear capabilities seized at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago - The Washington Post ~•~ ~~ Jake Tapper’s idea of newsIs … Continue reading This Week’s News… Limericks
Slava Ukraini! The health benefits you may attainCommending Putin’s war with UkraineSans vaccinationNo assassinationAnd avoid this year’s Russian flu flew strain “A senior Russian oil executive has died after falling from the window of a Moscow hospital, months after his company criticised the Russian invasion of Ukraine.” https://apple.news/APIXeriJHQVG4Mv770M4Tyg
Gasp! Green bananas~bought despite one morbid thought–~Am I tempting fate? Foreboding Haïku Tuesday - is that a thing?
This is the first installment of… Morbid Limericks. Knowing me, I’ll get distracted, (there are squirrels everywhere,) and this will be the last as well, so enjoy. Comes a time one’s situation When an end comes to the narration Fie mortality Cull joviality There’ll be time later for vegetation
A lot from Lydia 