This Week’s News… Limericks

News reports of some documents seized
Include Foreign capabilities
Nuclear secrets
Sold yet to zealots?
Compromised worldwide security 

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There are nine countries on the list
With nuclear arms such as this:
France, Russia, China,
Israel, India,
N Korea, Pakistan, UK, US

Material on foreign nation’s nuclear capabilities seized at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago – The Washington Post

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Jake Tapper’s idea of news
Is a round table where pundits muse
T’would be so clever
If Biden endeavored
Plague the funeral of Queen Liz II

CNN is currently doing a panel discussion about if Biden should invite Trump to the Queen's funeral. Jake Tapper says it would be "clever" for Biden to do it. pic.twitter.com/PB6vQK9FpL

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 9, 2022

Invite Trump was Tapper’s suggestion
Thief of top-secret documentation
Crown’s security
An obscurity
Trump’s a spy with no good intention

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A Judge came to the conclusion
Art. 14 of the Constitution
Must be enforced
A commissioner lost
Taking part in the insurrection

A New Mexico judge cites insurrection in barring a county commissioner from office

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Amy Coney-Barrett is to rule
Though she’s anti-LGBTQ
In such a case
SCOTUS a disgrace
Hell bent on just being cruel

Amy Coney-Barrett to rule on LGBTQ case whose anti-LGBTQ attorneys paid her 5 times for speaking engagements

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It has been brought to my attention
President Biden’s talk to the nation
Was not on TV
What was? King Charles III
First speech regarding his ascension 

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Today’s news is more than frustrating
I’m tired of reading then debating
That we need reform
VOTE, don’t conform
To politicians obfuscating