Lindsey Graham Appropriating Mitch McConnell’s News Cycle

The world waited with bated breath

For confirmation of Mitch’s death

Then karma stepped in

And said I’ll take him

Lindsey Graham, poof, was extinguished

South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham, known for his warmongering and ties to Trump, died last night “after a sudden illness.” The only positive aspect of his record was his backing of Ukraine.

On July 11, 2026, the last known photo of Graham was taken, showing him with a “vampire drone” in Ukraine.

https://www.kyivpost.com/post/80086

Let’s review. A sudden illness killed the Senator hours after his visit to Ukraine, where he voiced his support.

It’s safe to say Netanyahu was not involved.

The compromised operative has stated:

  • “Do whatever the hell you have to do in Gaza…”
  • “Level the place.”
  • “Just flatten it. Just like We flattened Berlin and we flattened Tokyo.”
  • “We weren’t wrong to drop an atomic bomb on Japan. Do in Gaza what we did in Tokyo and Berlin.”

Let’s round up the usual suspects: Putin, Iran…anyone except Ukraine.

These things often happen in threes. Hmm…

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