Mitch McConnell Has a Concussion… a limerick

(Not McConnell)Looney Tunes Cecil Turtle U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell Spends his second day in hospital,Suspicious? Foul-play?Slammed McCarthy, TuesdayNext day, Turtle down, injured cranial https://www.npr.org/2023/03/07/1161686255/fox-tucker-carlson-jan-6-security-tapes-mcconnell-manger https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-64898451.amp

Elon Musk, Record Breaking Loser… a limerick

Tesla, SpaceX, and now Twitter,Three companies in the shitterThere’s one common threadThe money they’ve bledRecord losses made Elon bitter •~• Guinness record breaking is quite a featMusk’s burden has begun to deplete$200 billionLost by the villainHe’s still rich: downfall incomplete "I've LOST more money than you'll EVER HAVE!" ~ Elon Musk He said that in … Continue reading Elon Musk, Record Breaking Loser… a limerick

Bye, Mitch—A Limerick

Moscow Mitch promised he would retireIf his party’s majority miredIt was, as you see,Goodbye GOPNow to snuff out his burning hellfire•~•The Senate is now lost for the rightAnd the House still in Democrats sightIf both are turned blueThink of all we can doPower to the people—now indict•~•Those who attempted to overthrow The government, many we … Continue reading Bye, Mitch—A Limerick

And the Asteroid Goes To…

This is my update on the Double Asteroid Redirection Test — DART. What am I talking about now? NASA launched a spacecraft in November 2021, and on September 26, 2022, they expected it to crash into the smaller of two orbiting asteroids. The location was seven million miles from earth, and as I said, that … Continue reading And the Asteroid Goes To…

Birthday Limerick for a Fascist War-Criminal

https://twitter.com/bnonews/status/1578632518307545089?s=46&t=WXAxspBtEzT--2aK4_ZGAQ Shopping for men who’re autocraticOwning all makes gifts problematicBirthday idea:Bridge to Crimea As a launchpad for fireworks… dramatic 🥳 Saudis help Putin weaponize gasStill, Ukraine’s kicking Russia’s assLeave borders aloneThe Hague has a boneTo pick: war-crimes committed en masse OOPS What’s left to say, that hasn’t been said?Untrained conscripts are ending up deadUnhappy RussiansSeek … Continue reading Birthday Limerick for a Fascist War-Criminal

This Week’s News… Limericks

News reports of some documents seizedInclude Foreign capabilitiesNuclear secretsSold yet to zealots?Compromised worldwide security ~~ There are nine countries on the listWith nuclear arms such as this:France, Russia, China,Israel, India,N Korea, Pakistan, UK, US Material on foreign nation’s nuclear capabilities seized at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago - The Washington Post ~•~ ~~ Jake Tapper’s idea of newsIs … Continue reading This Week’s News… Limericks