Tag: Limericks

A Birthday Limerick for Rudy

Cake with your frosting, a corner? Yes!A scoop of ice-cream? That’s success.You’re 80 years oldLet truth be toldThe indictment gift trumped the rest. Happy birthday, Rudy! Cake? You Are Served. Run, Run, as fast as you can, you can’t catch me. Wanna bet? https://twitter.com/rljnews/status/1791704827531276557?s=46&t=o0VBjp_pTPGAQM1X_HCy1Q Hehehe https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/4671931-arizona-attorney-general-confirms-giuliani-served-indictment-after-taunting-prosecutors/amp/

A Limerick For E. Jean’s Rapist

MAJOR BREAKING, THE VERDICT IS IN:E. Jean Carroll has rallied a winCharges for Trump’s wrathLet me do the math$83 mil, much to his chagrin. How it started: Loser! In October 2022, E. Jean Carroll filed a defamation lawsuit against Donald Trump, after he denied her accusation of a 90s sexual assault that took place in … Continue reading A Limerick For E. Jean’s Rapist →

Poor Kyle Rittenhouse… a limerick

Flashing “white power” hand sign, then 18-year-old Kyle Rittenhouse, posed with members of the Proud Boys, in a Kenosha, Wisconsin bar. They celebrated the acquittal of charges against him stemming from his shooting spree that left two men dead and third injured.Despite the legal drinking age of 21, Kyle drank three beers that his new … Continue reading Poor Kyle Rittenhouse… a limerick →

A Limerick for Mister Trump

Late night threat made by a cornered boar. ~~•~~ Mister Trump, in no way a wise man, As per hesperidium spray-tan, Fie bail condition Smith filed a motion: Lock him up, pending trial? Yes we can! ~~•~~ Judge Tanya Chutkan will soon review Mister Trump’s threats, although nothing new “Harmful chilling effect” On jurors select … Continue reading A Limerick for Mister Trump →

A Limerick for Stewart Rhodes

For “seditious conspiracy”Oath Keepers’ founder, with clarityStill blames AntifaJudge Amit Mehta…“EIGHTEEN YEARS” for our security My Dearest Stewart, I hope my note finds you well. Everyone with common sense wanted me to tell you that Antifa is a fabricated hate group. It’s not real, pumpkin.Best,Never Yours https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/level-terrorism-enhancement-oath-keepers-leader-stewart-rhodes/story?id=99598181