Bye, Mitch—A Limerick

Moscow Mitch promised he would retireIf his party’s majority miredIt was, as you see,Goodbye GOPNow to snuff out his burning hellfire•~•The Senate is now lost for the rightAnd the House still in Democrats sightIf both are turned blueThink of all we can doPower to the people—now indict•~•Those who attempted to overthrow The government, many we … Continue reading Bye, Mitch—A Limerick

And the Asteroid Goes To…

This is my update on the Double Asteroid Redirection Test — DART. What am I talking about now? NASA launched a spacecraft in November 2021, and on September 26, 2022, they expected it to crash into the smaller of two orbiting asteroids. The location was seven million miles from earth, and as I said, that … Continue reading And the Asteroid Goes To…

Birthday Limerick for a Fascist War-Criminal

https://twitter.com/bnonews/status/1578632518307545089?s=46&t=WXAxspBtEzT--2aK4_ZGAQ Shopping for men who’re autocraticOwning all makes gifts problematicBirthday idea:Bridge to Crimea As a launchpad for fireworks… dramatic 🥳 Saudis help Putin weaponize gasStill, Ukraine’s kicking Russia’s assLeave borders aloneThe Hague has a boneTo pick: war-crimes committed en masse OOPS What’s left to say, that hasn’t been said?Untrained conscripts are ending up deadUnhappy RussiansSeek … Continue reading Birthday Limerick for a Fascist War-Criminal

This Week’s News… Limericks

News reports of some documents seizedInclude Foreign capabilitiesNuclear secretsSold yet to zealots?Compromised worldwide security ~~ There are nine countries on the listWith nuclear arms such as this:France, Russia, China,Israel, India,N Korea, Pakistan, UK, US Material on foreign nation’s nuclear capabilities seized at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago - The Washington Post ~•~ ~~ Jake Tapper’s idea of newsIs … Continue reading This Week’s News… Limericks

The Russian Flew, A Limerick

Slava Ukraini! The health benefits you may attainCommending Putin’s war with UkraineSans vaccinationNo assassinationAnd avoid this year’s Russian flu flew strain “A senior Russian oil executive has died after falling from the window of a Moscow hospital, months after his company criticised the Russian invasion of Ukraine.” https://apple.news/APIXeriJHQVG4Mv770M4Tyg

Morbid Limericks

This is the first installment of… Morbid Limericks. Knowing me, I’ll get distracted, (there are squirrels everywhere,) and this will be the last as well, so enjoy. Comes a time one’s situation When an end comes to the narration Fie mortality Cull joviality There’ll be time later for vegetation