Rudy, Rudy, Rudy… a limerick

Giuliani no longer claims

Trump didn’t collude, but just the same

He’s checked many times

“Collusion’s no crime.”

Though somehow Obama’s to blame

And…

Rudy no longer says Trump didn’t know

About that meeting 2 years ago

When Russians proposed

Hacking to expose

Clinton, but “If he did, he didn’t go.”

So…

Next time the Feds, for any reason

Accuse you of conspiring treason

Don’t be an employer

Of Rudy the lawyer

Even if there are tapes worth seizin’

Leave a Reply