Rudy Giuliani proclaims
A certain criminal, whose name
Rhymes with toxic dump,
Or buy this hat chump,
Can break laws without any blame.
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For a minute I was appalled…
Then Giuliani, I recalled,
Is a fool and liar
And, with Trump, conspired
Against the U.S… this “lawyer” so-called.
Giuliani claims Mueller’s team told Trump’s lawyers they can’t indict a president.
Giuliani: Mueller’s team told Trump’s lawyers they can’t indict a president
Let’s review their defense hitherto:
“I know Putin.”
“I don’t know Putin.”
“We never talked to Russia”
“We talked to Russia, but it was about adoption.”
“We talked about the election only because they said they had dirt on Hillary, so what.”
“The half mill paid to Cohen by Putin buddy, Russian oligarch, was not collusion related.”
“Cohen who”?
You can’t indict Trump because he’s President.”
Sounds right.
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