Apparently They Think That’s Okay

Trump’s defenders have moved on from “no collusion, no obstruction” to “yeah, it’s true, so what." As indisputable truths, regarding Trump’s relationship with Russia, become common knowledge, thanks to the redacted version of the Mueller Report, the direction their argument has taken was an inevitability. Russians bought “a couple of ads on Facebook” ...so what? … Continue reading Apparently They Think That’s Okay

What the Hell is Going On? 20 Questions for Robert Mueller

Robert, if you’re listening, please call me. I normally don’t pick up, but if you let it ring once then hang up, 3x, I’ll google your phone number. I’m guessing google will tell me it’s you, so when you call the 4th time I’ll pick up. If google doesn’t have your digits, I’ll probably block … Continue reading What the Hell is Going On? 20 Questions for Robert Mueller

Trump’s Morning… conjecture

The lunatic has risen from his disturbed sleep, plagued with reoccurring nightmares of indictment: mime golfing in a concrete prison ground, skin sallow, hair glue dissolving, prison food, (a single scoop at best), phone confiscated, they even took his loooong red tie... why? He wipes the crusty sleep from his swollen eyes, prying them open … Continue reading Trump’s Morning… conjecture

Security Nepotism

Is that a thing now? It has been confirmed by four sources that, in May, against the advice of former White House Chief of Staff, General John Kelly, Donald J Trump ordered officials give his son in-law, Jared Kushner, Top Secret Security Clearance. Kushner had previously been denied clearance due to his repeated and continued … Continue reading Security Nepotism

Mueller’s Report, Coming Soon

Widespread reports circulating indicate Trump's newly appointed Attorney General, Bill Barr, expects to have Robert Mueller’s completed report next week. Completion of the Mueller report is seemingly confirmed by Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein's resignation, effective "in the coming weeks". Rosenstein had previously stated he would step down from his position once the Mueller report … Continue reading Mueller’s Report, Coming Soon

Kushner’s Hanging Offense… a limerick

Junior, Eric, Kremlin Barbie's offense So trifling to them they feign calm pretense As aids turn witness Mere illegal business But, Kushner's intel sale... a death sentence In Death, Khashoggi Exposes the Corruption of Kushner and Trump