I Just Need Toast

Amazon, Choices, Food, Humor, humor, poetry, Poems, Toast, vegan 1 Minute

Oh Lord, won’t you help
Choose a toaster for me
Send me a signal,
Quick, while shipping is free
It’s two day delivery
If I order by three
Oh Lord, won’t you help
Choose a toaster For me

Oh Lord I don’t want
A toaster oven
I had to get married
For my previous one
My dollars are dwindling
Lord, I am vegan
Don’t need to melt cheese
In a toaster oven

Oh Lord, why is this one
Two hundred dollars
Will it drive me to work
And starch my collars?
Don’t need nothing fancy
Two slices, defroster,
Crumb trays make me happy
I might be nicer

Lord, thank you for Tim’s
Amazon review
Give credit to him
I know which one to choose
The hard part is over
I’ll be eating Toast soon
Deliver my order I’ll write my own review

Life is short. Carpe toaster.

Published by alotfromlydia

On 6 of my 9 lives Excellent Patina Progressive liberal Mother of 3 whiners…winners Speak Pirate 🏴‍☠️ (& more) Adopt- Don’t Shop Vegan (on the down-low)

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