I Just Need Toast

Oh Lord, won’t you helpChoose a toaster for meSend me a signal,Quick, while shipping is freeIt’s two day deliveryIf I order by threeOh Lord, won’t you helpChoose a toaster For me Oh Lord I don’t wantA toaster ovenI had to get marriedFor my previous oneMy dollars are dwindlingLord, I am veganDon’t need to melt cheeseIn … Continue reading I Just Need Toast

McConnell’s COVID Relief Bill is Relief for Corporate America

Moscow Mitch keeps telling the press that Democrats will not pass a Covid-19 relief bill, because they are vindictive. The relief bill has been rewritten several times and so far has been declined by Democrats. I hope they hold their ground, but they seem to be slipping. Don’t get me wrong, I’d like some relief, … Continue reading McConnell’s COVID Relief Bill is Relief for Corporate America

This Week’s News Review: Countless Mice and Fourty-Five Humans

We have reached a milestone; 100,000 Americans are dead from COVID-19. What would the death toll be if we had a legitimate qualified leader? We are the sickest nation by far, with almost 1/3 of the world's reported cases. The vocal movement to reopen businesses has finally met with success. I saw a surprising statistic … Continue reading This Week’s News Review: Countless Mice and Fourty-Five Humans

My Birthday Gift to Me “A Higher Loyalty”

Trump is in the news. 🙄 When I find my self struggling to keep my head above water in a Trump news tsunami, and since I write pro bono, (I need to unionize), I typically impeach it all (good word), write a quick limerick, and call it a day. Today is special— It's Friday the … Continue reading My Birthday Gift to Me “A Higher Loyalty”

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly— Politics and Billionaires

Donald Trump (the ugly), has some junk in his trunk; by junk I mean items abhorrent to others. Three, off the top of my head— Russian mobster friends with ties to Putin, corporate bankruptcy filings, derogatory dealings with women, greed, pride, gluttony, sloth... sorry, I said three. Those are just a few of the items … Continue reading The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly— Politics and Billionaires