Sentient Sea Creatures

An elderly man lay dying in his bed when a heady aroma wafted up to his chamber. He knew the love of his life must be cooking his favorite meal. Grappling to make his way down the stairs and dragging his feeble body into the kitchen, he drew himself up and reached for a spoon. … Continue reading Sentient Sea Creatures

Pride and Dumpster-Diving

I have grown children, and that’s the closest I’ll ever come to discussing my age. But having grown children is the reason the act of dumpster diving should be a distant memory for me, and it was. My neighbors across the road are moving. Their house sold in a day, undervalued in my mind. For … Continue reading Pride and Dumpster-Diving

Ted Cruz is a Jackass, Rachel Scott is a Badass, and Vegan Leather is Just Plastic

Politics this week is beyond infuriating, so I will escape the business in favor of a more general topic. Okay, there are two three subjects that I have to address first. First: Republicans have sided with Putin over Biden during this week's summit. Of which Republicans do I speak? House Republican leader, Kevin McCarthy who … Continue reading Ted Cruz is a Jackass, Rachel Scott is a Badass, and Vegan Leather is Just Plastic

Are Vegans Stupid?

I can't do politics today, so I will pontificate on something incontrovertible— veganism. An article popped up in my newsfeed because it would seem my data has been sold, regarding the effects of veganism on intelligence, brain function, etc. While I didn't finish the article, because I lost interest and they seemed to be insinuating … Continue reading Are Vegans Stupid?

Save our Hamberders; Implement the ‘Defense Protection Act!’

You know I don't care what you eat. I’m a 🌱 on the down-low, so please don't give me your anti-vegan vitriol. 🎶Nothing really matters to me. 🎶 or Freddy Mercury. This is Merica, where you can: Eat can what you want! Spread whatever pandemic God has plagued the earth with. Live mask free! No … Continue reading Save our Hamberders; Implement the ‘Defense Protection Act!’

Confused by Vocal Vegans

I rarely mention my eating habits. Unless we’re planning to eat together you might never know. I'm a vegan. I am as vegan as the next vegan, but last night made me ashamed to be a vegan. I finally determined why people dislike us. We are not represented well. Vocal vegans ruin it for everybody. … Continue reading Confused by Vocal Vegans