Shopping for men who’re autocratic
Owning all makes gifts problematic
Birthday idea:
Bridge to Crimea
As a launchpad for fireworks… dramatic
🥳

Saudis help Putin weaponize gas
Still, Ukraine’s kicking Russia’s ass
Leave borders alone
The Hague has a bone
To pick: war-crimes committed en masse

What’s left to say, that hasn’t been said?
Untrained conscripts are ending up dead
Unhappy Russians
Seek revolution
They now realize they’ve been misled


Elon Musk shared his idea for peace
Grant Putin land that’s illegally seized
I can’t help but wonder-
Was the bridge a blunder
Caused by a Tesla whose buyer’s deceased?
F🇺🇦k Putin
Ha! I love it! And a very Unhappy Birthday to Vladimir!
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