Giuliani’s Butt

In yet another story to file with the news that you can not believe is true, Rudy Giuliani’s butt has been calling an NBC reporter who he had been in contact with (intentionally) several hours before.

His butt left relatively long, damming voicemails in which he laments such woes as:

“The problem is we need some money,”

This begs two questions:

  1. How can you tell butt dialing from FaceTiming when Giuliani is the caller?
  1. Why hasn’t, at the very least, his ass retired?

Giuliani butt-dials NBC reporter, heard discussing need for cash and trashing Bidens

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