*This post contains language that might be considered offensive.At a time when United States citizens should be joining forces to fight for our democracy... um, you missed a spot. Applying ass-clown makeup is a group effort today. A poll taken a couple of weeks ago hinted that there might be a problem, and here it … Continue reading We Can’t Have Nice Things
I love language. Words fascinate me. They make me happy. My hobby is language. I’ve achieved varying levels of non-fluency and illiteracy in several languages. I like to break down words and sort their origins to Latin or Greek. I’m trying, and failing, to read Camus in French, and this is odd, but I have … Continue reading The Numbers in My Head
In yet another story to file with the news that you can not believe is true, Rudy Giuliani's butt has been calling an NBC reporter who he had been in contact with (intentionally) several hours before. His butt left relatively long, damming voicemails in which he laments such woes as: “The problem is we need … Continue reading Giuliani’s Butt
Current topics of discussion, as of late, have left me uninspired to write. The following joke is making the rounds: Q: What’s the difference between Trump and Greenland? A: You can't buy Greenland. The man who inspirits humor, among those who can still laugh, is not useful for much else, asking philosophical questions out of … Continue reading Our House is on Fire
All at the same time this morning: clap of thunder, loud💥BANG💥 (not thunder)—power goes out, and a twitter alert tells me @OfficialJesusH is following me. 🤔 What does it mean? I’m here in the dark having an existential crisis. (Also, I’m older than Jesus🙄) *UPDATE* the "Existential Crisis Hotline” retweeted this. What's happening?
Devin M (Memo) Nunes has now ordered A wall built to crate a border Tween Dems and Repugs Someone needs a hug Paranoia— a mental disorder ___________________ <a href="https://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/bewildered/">Bewildered</a>