This tale is of a food shopping excursion
I dreamt it last night so don’t cast aspersions
My cart was filled up, well passed overflowing
Have you guessed yet, where this story is going?
A long line, price checks, my checkout wasn’t fun
Time to pay came at last… my wallet was gone
The cashier scowled and said “You’re far from alone”
“People found out we are a savings and loan.”
“Like the president said, a valid ID”
“Will compel me to give you this food for free.”
Alas poor me, my ID’s in my wallet
“That’s how it works, so next time don’t forget it.”
A lot from Lydia 
he’s an idiot. Has he ever been food shopping? McDonald’s does not count….
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Someday we’ll look back on this and laugh… in a decade or two. 🤪
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