I excuse you from reading today’s post because I am exercising my first amendment right to access my inner Scaramucci.
Everybody hates Donald Trump. Relax MAGA hats, I’m not talking to you. I’m never talking to you.
I will revise my statement regardless, because one should never make all or nothing statements.
Everyone in Europe, Australia, Mexico, Canada, Asia, Africa, South America, Antarctica, and MOST of the United States hates the Blowtard in Chief, Donald Trump.
Trump is a universally reviled mass of glop whose continued consumption of oxygen should be reviewed and reconsidered. No country in the world wants the fucker breathing their air. Well, maybe Russia does.
The Scotsman, (a Scottish publication) wrote an opinion piece today about Trump.
The nicest thing it says about him is that he is “an appalling human being.”
They should like the prick; he has a golf course there, and his mother immigrated from Scotland. If there was any joy to be had in that, they would take pride of ownership. There isn’t, and they don’t.
Trump’s behavior yesterday at the NATO summit offers an example of why they all hate him there as well. The arrogant son of a bitch arrived 30 minutes late, missed scheduled meetings with at least two world leaders, ordered the secretary general to call an emergency session, held an off the cuff news conference, during which he repeated his claim of being a Stable Genius.
Trump is in England today. Prior to tea with the queen, he is lunching with Theresa May. He insulted May’s job performance in an interview yesterday, consequently, today he will be served a false air of civility, with an undertone of animosity. You shouldn’t insult the people who feed you.
Trump also continued his verbal slapping match with London’s Mayor Khan, blaming him for local terrorism and increased knife attacks. Trump conveniently forgets the weekly mass shootings taking place in the U.S. on his watch.
He who laughs last, laughs in front of Westminster Abby. It seems the people of London have a thing or two to say about Trump’s visit. For someone obsessed with crowd size this is one to take note of.
An anti Trump march of more than 250,000, was punctuated by a giant floating Trump blimp: bloated, crying, diapered, and holding a cell phone in his tiny hands. Lifelike.
Trump said it made him feel unwelcome.
Where is he welcome?
Russia is the only correct answer.
As an American, I should feel compelled to apologize for Trump’s behavior. I do not, because that would imply I played a part in his creation. I didn’t vote this fucker in, so I’m not apologizing for him. Putin put Trump in office, let him apologize. Let Trump’s dead parents apologize. They’d be proud.
I’m also not apologizing for the Neo Nazi’s who support Trump. I hate them as much as the next, Non-White Supremacist, guy.
And regarding those white women who are repeatedly caught on tape in ignorant tirades against innocent people: a guy barbecuing, a child selling water, another selling candy… can we please find another way to describe them… a way that does not lump me into their demographic. I am a white woman, and I am appalled.
While Trump was painting Europe, Putin red, his complicit minions in congress were hard at work trying to discredit the U.S. intelligence community. Members of the House spent 11 hours interrogating FBI agent Peter Strzok.
Strzok, (who needs to buy a vowel), is the FBI investigator whose personal text messages have been used by the GOP in abstract attempts to degrade the Mueller investigation. In those private text messages, to his FBI girlfriend, he expresses opinions that Trump sucks (my words, his sentiment), but he also disses Hillary and Bernie. The GOP is increasingly more desperate to turn public opinion against Robert Mueller and the FBI.
Using these text messages, the GOP has created a narrative that there is a “Deep State Underground” among the intelligence community, particularly the FBI, bent on destroying poor innocent Donald Trump.
Mueller is closing in.
Highlights of the inquisition Include Trey N(NoIWasNotInHarryPotter) Gowdey who, under the guise of asking questions, hurled baseless accusations at Strzok, without giving him a chance to reply. The few times he was given a chance to speak, he handed the GOP their flabby white asses.
Another point of interest in the hearing was the “questioning” by Representative Louie Gohmert (*R-TX), who passionately expressed great offense at Peter Strzok’s extramarital affair which, was between two consenting adults.
There is some hypocrisy here. Representative Gohmert has no problem with Trump’s lack of ethics and morals. Gohmert also had no problem throwing his support behind pedophile Roy Moore during his congressional run. He was quoted 8 months ago:
“Roy Moore allegations are unfair because 38 years ago was a long time.”
Moore was the pedophile who targeted girls aged 12-16 at a mall, to such an extent he was banned from the mall.
In summation, Gohmert is not offended by pedophiles, children in cages, pussy grabbing xenophobes, or Nazis, but he is outraged by two consenting adults, who have taken responsibility for their behavior and apologized to the people they hurt. They don’t owe the GOP an apology.
My favorite GOP character in yesterday’s shit show was Representative Paul Gosar, DDS.
Somehow this congressman believes being a dentist gives him superpowers to read body langage.
He should perhaps, stop sucking on nitrous oxide and, try to be a congressman who reads the constitution.
*Post updated 7/14/2018, to reflect a more accurate number of protesters in London… up 200K.