- GOP Karen Handel ( Mike Pence with tits) has been elected to the U.S. House, District 6 of Georgia. This heavily republican district has proven to be unwinable by a democrat. None has won since 1978.
- This loss by democrats could cement the passing of Trump-care. Here is what we know about the republican healthcare bill so far,
- In other news, Donald Trump seeks to cut housing aid— except for the subsidy that benefits… Donald Trump.
- Jeff Keebler Sessions has retained a lawyer.
- Steve Bannon called Sean Spicer fat.
- At 36%, Trump’s approval rating is pretty damn low.
- Photographic proof exists that Trump’s attourney has ties to Russia. Don’t worry, he has lawyered up.
- Trump Jr. is tied to Russian mob money laundering.
- Donald Trump strong armed Ford Motor Company into not moving their factories to Mexico, so they are moving their factories to China.
- The Chinese embassy has invited Ivanka and husband Jared Kushner to visit China.
That’s about all I can stand for one night. Good night, please wake me up in 2020.