And it was the most beautiful chocolate cake, really the best, you’ll never have cake like that, believe me, everybody says so, who doesn’t love cake?…what was I saying…oh, so I bombed Irak—what? —oh, so I bombed Syria, then Ivanka said “why don’t you bomb Irak too…” and I said “Is there more cake, because this is the most beautiful chocolate cake, really the best…
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Oy! UNBELIEVABLE!!! xoxoM
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Cake and missiles…what’s next on the menu?
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And I wonder what he was eating while he bombed Afghanistan?
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Must have been delicious!
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Creme brûlée perhaps.
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The best crème brûlée ever, believe me.
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Bigly.
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I am so over being embarrassed by this guy. Let him eat his damn cake.
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