Ventured out to the grocer,
A day four weeks past;
Always responsible,
Muzzled in a face mask.
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I saw no single soul
With a face-covering.
Which is meaningless;
Because I couldn’t see a thing.
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This is an understatement:
I was discomposed.
While my glasses fogged up.
Hell’s fire burned in my nose
~
It was pinched, it hurt;
I panicked, struggling for breath.
Inventoried my senses,
Here’s what I had left:
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Touch- which isn’t helpful
When selecting canned goods,
Sound- grunts heard as my cart
Rolled past where people stood.
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I might be humiliated
But happily
I’ve convinced myself
No one could tell it was me
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I consumed the vile food
Purchased blindly that day.
My fridge is empty again,
I can not delay.
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After plenty of practice;
My plan is complete.
I’m off to the grocers-
People do need to eat
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I found out, its embarrassing,
I won’t pretend,
The metal nose bridge on the mask
Was made to bend.
~
Brain surgeons can do it,
Could I conquer the task?
I’m quite proud to say
I’ve mastered wearing a mask.
~
No fog created
Wearing my smaller eyewear.
Shopping today,
Smelling smelly smells everywhere.
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No feet were rolled over
Not by my shopping cart.
All faces covered;
This misery breaks my heart.
My husband and I are using bandanas. They clear out when Roy Rogers and Dale Evans enter the store….
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I hope you have cowboy hats to complete the look. 🤗
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Dope!
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😷 Thanks!
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As you have certainly found
while protecting all others around,
Wearing a social distancing mask
Is not a very big task.
I hope some day soon
we’re told “No More Masks starting at noon”
but until then … what the heck
Back in the car it’s pulled down to my neck!
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I love it!
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