Giuliani Says Fuhgeddaboudit

Rudy Giuliani proclaims

A certain criminal, whose name

Rhymes with toxic dump,

Or buy this hat chump,

Can break laws without any blame.

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For a minute I was appalled…

Then Giuliani, I recalled,

Is a fool and liar

And, with Trump, conspired

Against the U.S… this “lawyer” so-called.

Giuliani claims Mueller’s team told Trump’s lawyers they can’t indict a president.

Giuliani: Mueller’s team told Trump’s lawyers they can’t indict a president

Let’s review their defense hitherto:

“I know Putin.”

“I don’t know Putin.”

“We never talked to Russia”

“We talked to Russia, but it was about adoption.”

“We talked about the election only because they said they had dirt on Hillary, so what.”

“The half mill paid to Cohen by Putin buddy, Russian oligarch, was not collusion related.”

“Cohen who”?

You can’t indict Trump because he’s President.”

Sounds right.

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