“As Any Father Would.”

https://youtu.be/QwkmXIb3K1w

“The statement that Don Jr. issued is true. There’s no inaccuracy in the statement, the president weighed in just as any father would based on the limited information that he had. This is all discussion, frankly, of no consequence… ~ White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders.  

Revealed today: Trump did benefact

The very words that were exacted

As an alibi for Junior whom Russia had contacted

He added more lies, some he partially retracted

So, despite Ms Huckabee’s snide attempt to detract

From the crime of obstruction in this very act

And her transparent attempt to distract

I disagree with her statement, and in fact

Although I can’t speak for “any father” or this man (who’s cracked)

I birthed three spawn, so this isn’t completely abstract 

As a parent I would never urge my child into a pact

And then watch silently as he is attacked

For crimes I committed and he backed

By meeting with Russians who then hacked 

My opponent, by the way, the numbers tracked

Say the winner was in fact

Someone else…

Either way, clearly you’ll soon be sacked

And Potus 45 we will extract

From office— to be exact.