Trump is True and Honest

Trump declared his innocence this morning. Thank God he didn’t do it!

And he cares about what will happen to the rest of us if he is impeached, warning of an impending financial crisis… if he is.

“I will tell you what, if I ever got impeached, I think the market would crash. I think everybody would be very poor because without this thinking [gestures to his head] you would see — you would see numbers that you wouldn’t believe — in reverse.” ~Trump

Shhh… Don’t tell him he has set up the economy to crash whether he stays or goes, giving his rich friends and big corporations a get out of taxes free card, eliminating consumer protections against predatory banking practices, making white collar fraud legal. A crash is inevitable. If he’s removed, we have a chance to minimize it. Don’t confuse him with facts. He cares about us.

Even with his warning and concern for us, he assures us there is no reason to expect impeachment.

cnn.it/2wkcGIa

He is considering pardoning Manafort, because he “feels very badly.” – This, in proper English, means Trump’s ability to feel is wanting.

“…there was always one true sentence that I knew or had seen or had heard someone say.” ~Ernesto Hemingway

This is the truest sentence Trump has ever tweeted. He has extreme difficulty feeling, because he has no soul, he “feels very badly.”

Possible New legislation:

“It’s called flipping and it almost ought to be illegal.”~Trump

Trump wants to make flipping illegal. Pancake houses across the country will suffer for this possible legislation.

It has been pointed out to me that in January, NBC News reported: Trump told friends he’d be in trouble if Manafort “flipped”. If he pardon’s Manafort it will be obstruction of justice overkill/enough obstruction already.

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In a related story, there has been talk of a “mole” inside the Trump camp for many months. I think I might know who Jeff Sessions it is…

And here we have the GOP’s only hope:

Why would the GOP be against supporting this bill?

Meanwhile Mitch McConnell ignored reporters, silently boarded his train, and stared straight ahead as it left.

Yesterday: “U.S. SENATE MAJORITY LEADER MCCONNELL SAID CHANCES WERE SLIM FOR ANY CONGRESSIONAL ACTION IN SEPTEMBER THAT WOULD PUNISH RUSSIA IF IT INTERFERES AHEAD OF NOV. 6 ELECTION.” (Reuters)

Grandpa can’t sleep, he was up tweeting early.

OH NO!!! *BREAKING* NEW WITCH HUNT, POSSIBLE NEW ADDITION FOR THE ABOVE PHOTO—

And one last—you must be joking:

В Белом доме установлены российские средства связи – РИА Новости, 23.08.2018

It’s no joke. Russia is not going to give up without a fight.

Don’t let any of this get you down, because as I said at the beginning of this post:

Trump declared his innocence this morning. Thank God he didn’t do it!

But… wait… he’s a liar.