Yesterday we went from feelings of euphoria after hearing confirmation of the unlikely double win in the Senate that gives Democrats control of Congress, to a feeling of satisfaction after hearing that Joe Biden nominated Merrick Garland to be the next Attorney General of the United States. That is quite a trade up from Bill … Continue reading Joe Biden Will Be President on January 20
Despite approximately 60 attempts to change November’s election results, Donald Trump still lost. The fat lady sang (the blues and she finished with some happy news.) The final, certified electoral vote count is Biden 306, Trump 232 *Fun with math- 306>232 The final certified popular vote count: Biden 81,281,502 Trump 74,222,593 *More fun math- 81,281,502 … Continue reading *BREAKING NEWS* Donald Trump is Still A Loser
It’s Official- Attorney General Bill Barr, who single-handedly rendered the Mueller investigation mute, the guy who announced pedophile pimp Jeffrey Epstein’s “suicide,” before it was ruled a “suicide,” the guy who, along with Moscow Mitch McConnell is responsible for Trump’s crime spree endurance, is our Attorney General, no more. Barr has officially been resigned. We … Continue reading Bill Barr, the Electors, Rolling Out the Covid-19 Vaccine, and Party Hoppers
On Tuesday, December 1, Attorney General extraordinaire, Bill Barr announced that the Justice Department found no evidence of widespread voter fraud nor did they find anything that would change the outcome of Trump’s election loss. Considering the mountains Barr has moved to protect the squatter in chief, this announcement is enough to raise an eyebrow, … Continue reading What’s Up With Bill Barr?
Republican Texas Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick is offering $1 million from his campaign funds for evidence of voter fraud. In other words, he has incentivized the fabrication of evidence. Everything's bigger in Texas. (Big hair, best there.) Payoffs in other states are going for far less. In South Carolina, $130,000 was enough to buy the … Continue reading Trump’s Attempted Coup
Update: Biden has been declared winner! President-Elect Biden gives birth to a calming effect that lulls me into a peacefulness that has become unnatural. I have taken time to celebrate the sun rising through the fog, but I’ve advanced to worry about Trump’s lame-duck period. I’d like to know if there are there any responsible … Continue reading Today’s News Synopsis, Because Enough Already