The Good the Bad and the Ugly Coronavirus Aid Package

Moscow Mitch McConnell tearfully proclaimed- "This isn't a stimulus package, it's a relief package.” After eleven years as a goalie for the GOP, McConnell is going to allow one bill to slide into the net. You know that country just north of Trumperica, the with universal healthcare and a smart and heartthrob for a leader? … Continue reading The Good the Bad and the Ugly Coronavirus Aid Package

Confused by Vocal Vegans

I rarely mention my eating habits. Unless we’re planning to eat together you might never know. I'm a vegan. I am as vegan as the next vegan, but last night made me ashamed to be a vegan. I finally determined why people dislike us. We are not represented well. Vocal vegans ruin it for everybody. … Continue reading Confused by Vocal Vegans

Elizabeth Warren Was “Mean.” If Only She Had a Hanging Organ She Would Have Won the Debate

*Disclaimer: I will vote blue, no matter who. Last night’s debate was worth every minute of my life, that I’ll never get back. The gloves came off and we saw candidates fighting for the life of their campaigns; it had to happen. I forgive them for giving Don the con the night off. That said, … Continue reading Elizabeth Warren Was “Mean.” If Only She Had a Hanging Organ She Would Have Won the Debate

We Can’t Have Nice Things

*This post contains language that might be considered offensive.At a time when United States citizens should be joining forces to fight for our democracy... um, you missed a spot. Applying ass-clown makeup is a group effort today. A poll taken a couple of weeks ago hinted that there might be a problem, and here it … Continue reading We Can’t Have Nice Things

Mueller will Testify on Wednesday

Clear your calendars for Wednesday. Tell your Trump-supporting acquaintances, your politically apathetic friends, and the willfully disinterested who don't realize our country is in a sinkhole, that Special Counsel Robert Mueller will finally testify. Republican’s in Congress are preparing to use their allotted time to paint Robert Mueller, a Republican war hero, as biased, and … Continue reading Mueller will Testify on Wednesday

The First Ten Candidate Debate

Last night rang in the first democratic debate for the 2020 presidential election. Of the 24 candidates, 20 qualified for the debates. Only 20 🙄. What happened to the missing four? Three of the disqualified did not meet the strict qualification standards, which include, but are not limited to: Garnering 1% support in three polls … Continue reading The First Ten Candidate Debate