The Presidential Nod Squad


A song Billy Joel wrote and sung
Is “Only the Good Die Young”
Donald Trump is old
If I may be bold
Point proven, when will he be done?
When you pretend he’s alive…
Rubio , Trump, Hegseth

I’m will sell my film scripts to the highest bidder:

  • Working title: “The Nod Squad.” He sleeps; they pretend he’s awake and continue destroying the country. Everything is a lie.
  • Also in the works: “Weekend at Donnie’s.” A remake of the cult film, with an all a new cast of unlikeable characters. Guest appearances made by Epstein’s ghost.
Marco, Marco, Marco… what lies do you tell yourself to get out of bed in the morning?
I used this makeup trick myself when working all-nighters then coming home to take care of my three babies.
Whats wrong with your mom?”
This is profound philosophy: wokeness is antifa waste of energy.
“We’re going to the mattresses.” – Sonny Corleone (Don Snorleone’s son)

This film will be a (bad) remake based on the best film of all time, “The Godfather.” Original dialogue will be used when applicable.

  • “Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.”
  • “We’re going to the mattresses.”
  • “In my home! In my bedroom where my wife sleeps! Where my children come and play with their toys. In my home.”
  • “Disconnect those tubes so we can move the bed out of here,” 
I’m trying to sleep.“

* All memes in this post have been pilfered from the internet, except “Weekend at Donnie’s.” (I’ll make Pete look more like the mean drunk he is and update that photo tomorrow, when I can do it without paying for the app.) Shout out to the Nod Father meme-ator.

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