Is He Dead? A Limerick … Updated

Four happy days, he’s gone unseen.
Sadists do die, meanness might wean
Waiting, bated breath 
Bells trill, thrilled for death
Or another Epstein smokescreen?
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Whom among us has never said
“I’m not here, just tell them I’m dead”
All fun and games
Till faced with Hell’s flames
Coroner bides a wooden bed

UPDATE:

True or not there’s a lesson here 
When people think you’ve died and cheer
You were a shithead
No one’s sad you’re dead
Avoiding justice year after year