I’ll Pass

At the risk of being pessimistic
I find this prompt is narcissistic
I’ve tried and I’ve tried
To faithfully abide
By the rules- they’re too egotistic

I tried research in one failed attempt
I came upon a website that left me ferklempt
It rhymes with Lydia
It’s called namepedia
Until this my name was rhyming exempt

Anyhoo, I am bowing out of this today
Feel free to dock my pay
Oh, I do this for free?
What’s wrong with me?
Pay or no… I’d do it either way
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DAILY PROMPT
Custom Zodiac
You’re tasked with creating a brand new astrological sign for the people born around your birthday — based solely on yourself. What would your new sign be, and how would you describe those who share it?
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