If the News Was Small Kitchen Appliances

Oh, the woes of my quest to discover a thought-provoking topic to write about! Today, I find myself afflicted by the opposite of writer's block—a condition known as "squirrel syndrome." Squirrels are the single weakness of man’s best friend. When a dog, trained, loyal, and well-behaved, in any other situation, sees a squirrel, suddenly you’re … Continue reading If the News Was Small Kitchen Appliances

Alien Date Night

Last week I howled with despair as I confessed the irrelative misery I suffered— writer's block. And so I pledged to act by sinking my quill into inconsistent ink. As such, I offer you the much anticipated Sci-Fi Haiku Alien Date Night•~•Inky sky shimmersInscrutable looming glowPassion has returned ... less compelling than the idea.