The brevity seen in my posts these days
Has nothing to do with ”the soul of wit,”
But rather shows my soul’s whittled away,
By news related to POTUS dipshit
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Such as, claims that results of a new quiz:
Show support “dropped to forty one percent—
Among women!” How are these numbers his?
Here, hold my Prosecco so I can vent.
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Really ladies? Let’s say I invite ten
Female friends to lunch— cause that’s what we do
By this poll I’d have to exclude/unfriend—
Four; well, now we’ll fit in that corner booth.
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There’s always an upside, yes it’s a pun
Someone with time, focused on politics,
Created a witty portrait, (wanton?),
Of scrotus from 500 pics of dicks
Picture of Donald Trump made out of 500 dick pics by Tumblr user homopower