Now that the pandemic has been canceled, and people are out and about, what do we do with all the masks that so few people are wearing? I thought perhaps a patchwork quilt to cover corpses might be nice. Pandemic protesters have gotten their fresh tattoos, had their nails manicured and hairs cut; they’ve had … Continue reading Give Me Liberty!
Yesterday I learned that I cannot make jokes about menopause when the topic of conversation is Karens, because it's sexist. *A Karen, if anyone doesn't know, is a racist white woman who has lost her mind. She is a tRump supporter. Legend has it that the first such woman caught on tape was named Karen. … Continue reading Karens and Ice-Cube
Moscow Mitch McConnell tearfully proclaimed- "This isn't a stimulus package, it's a relief package.” After eleven years as a goalie for the GOP, McConnell is going to allow one bill to slide into the net. You know that country just north of Trumperica, the with universal healthcare and a smart and heartthrob for a leader? … Continue reading The Good the Bad and the Ugly Coronavirus Aid Package
I rarely mention my eating habits. Unless we’re planning to eat together you might never know. I'm a vegan. I am as vegan as the next vegan, but last night made me ashamed to be a vegan. I finally determined why people dislike us. We are not represented well. Vocal vegans ruin it for everybody. … Continue reading Confused by Vocal Vegans
*caps were abused in the writing of this post IT WAS ODD THAT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY OF ELECTIONS EXIT POLLS TAKEN DIDN’T MATCH THE GUAGED RESULT PROJECTIONS GRANTED, MANY COMPONENTS LED TO TRUMP, OUR SQUATTER IN CHIEF BUT LOOK AT THESE FACTS I PRESENT, THEY MIGHT AFFECT YOUR BELIEFS THE MERCERS, STEVE … Continue reading Our Elections and National Security… *rhyming doesn’t diminish the content
Speaker Paul Ryan gives tax cuts to his donors, Not those he represents, Wisconsin homeowners. Constituents forgotten with unabashed guile, This snake oil swindler with a blue eyed twinkling smile, ~ Feins concern for the poor with a well practiced pose. Pushed a tax reform plan, of which 1% knows, 85% benefits only the rich. … Continue reading Shelly and Pauly in Vegas