Goat-boy Sentenced to 41 Months

‘QAnon Shaman’ also known as ‘organic grazing Goat-boy,’ has been condemned to 41 months in prison for his part in the 1/6 attack on the Capitol. Prosecutors sought a 50-month sentence, citing the high-profile leadership role he played. Jacob Chansley, (Goat-boy,) was not a frolicking puck-like jester. He was a more mischievous henchman who had … Continue reading Goat-boy Sentenced to 41 Months

Steve Bannon Indicted

Attorney General Merrick Garland “Since my first day in office, I have promised Justice Department employees that together we would show the American people by word and deed that the department adheres to the rule of law, follows the facts and the law and pursues equal justice under the law,” he said. “Today’s charges reflect … Continue reading Steve Bannon Indicted

The Karens Have Spoken

This week’s news… I just can’t. The Virginia Karens have spoken. They elected a Republican Governor despite that party’s recent attacks on women’s rights. New Jersey Karens nearly did the same. Republican priorities are not to serve society, rather they feel the need to weaken every demographic that is not white and male. Their attempt … Continue reading The Karens Have Spoken

🎶 Lev and Donny T

🎼 🎤 Busted flat in Atlanta, waitin’ for a planeCaught for crimes includin’ blackmail’in UkraineIgor grabbed a deal, pleadin’ guilty when arraignedI’d no such luck and now I’m bound in chains 🎶 🎼 🎵🎶 🎼 🎵🎶 🎼 🎵🎶 🎼 🎵 🎶 🎤 I’d pulled my photos out of my Boca Raton CabanaI played the press … Continue reading 🎶 Lev and Donny T

American Clichés

"Paris is a woman, but London is an independent man puffing his pipe in a pub." ~Jack Kerouac, Lonesome Traveler If Kerouac were alive today and traveling the U.S., I think he’d agree with my observations: Colorado is a young white dude with dreadlocks and the munchies, but Chicago is a guy named Joe, sporting … Continue reading American Clichés

How to Pull Yourself Out of a Funk

*When I say “yourself,” I mean myself. Sometimes life progresses with no surprises. You (I) wake up eager to conquer your (my) typical daily routine: Get licky dogs off facePut said dogs outsideFeed the aforementioned Feed selfExerciseEngage in work of some sortShop for sustenanceHoard toilet paperMaintain order- laundry and cleaningDo wellness checks Sometimes, a wellness … Continue reading How to Pull Yourself Out of a Funk