Random Thoughts on the Olympic Games

Curling

Curling

How the flock is “curling” an Olympic sport? I understand winter sports are limited because of snow and ice… Is it a space filler, like breakdancing was in the summer games? 

*You can skip to the second half of this post if you’re busy, I respect that.

So, curling, it’s a rock and a broom. I watch this and wonder what their houses look like. Are these “athletes” who sweep ice also keeping their floors clean inside?

Do they roomba (robotic vacuum cleaner) in the summer to stay in shape? Why not have entire house cleaning as sport? The tools could be limited to a bucket of hot water and a rag. 

Carpet Roomba Curling

Why not curling irons?

Curling (shout out to EZE)

There is where the true talent lies: arm strength, hand-eye coordination, and timing (held in place long enough to produce a curl but not so long as to burn the hair.)

Also Curling

Why not curling ribbons? There is technique required in this. Tools: scissors and ribbons. 

Shoveling (AI driveway)

Forget curling for a minute. Why not shoveling my driveway as a winter sport?

*No humor beyond this curl, curl, rock, curl, curl.

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Moving on to the Summer Olympics, the chairperson of the 2028 Los Angeles Olympics organizing committee, Casey Wasserman, is in the Epstein files. As such, he is stepping down from the Olympics post. Nerrr… scratch that. After the release of emails tying him to the Trump / Epstein controversy, he’s selling his talent agency.

Casey Wasserman is not stepping down from his position in the 2028 LA Summer Olympics.

In a memo to staff, Wasserman said he felt he had become a distraction to the company’s work, and he will devote his full attention to the 2028 Olympic Games.

New York Epstein files link L.A. Olympics leader Wasserman, Maxwell – ESPN

He is a complication to the 2028 Olympic Games! Listen, I’m woke, so take this with a grain of salt: we should not host it.

The Olympic committee should move the 2028 summer games to a less pedophile-centric, non-authoritarian country. Come back when we’ve got our shit together. The U.S. is not safe for foreigners. Our orange felon’s untrained and unrestrained private police are armed, masked, and looking for prey. Pass through U.S. customs at your own risk. We are not who we were. 

You’re welcome.

3 thoughts on “Random Thoughts on the Olympic Games

  1. Isn’t it weird that all this time later, they deeply regret, or are a distraction or think they (Epstein and Maxwell) are garbage. But at the time they were friends and doing whatever those kinds of friends do, everything was just peachy. Sick.

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