I’m against online bullying, though (in a death blow to irony) Melania once tried to use that as her First Lady “cause.” Then she switched to “Be Best.” Moved on to “I really don’t care. Do you?” And the big finish—“Who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff?” Her man, Donald Trump is the most brutal online bully. When he targets someone, his supporters follow-up with death threats.
The internet at large has joined in the fun.
Trump is being trolled on his favorite bully pulpit. I’d written off California’s Governor Newsom as just another pretty face in the next presidential lineup. But watching him beat Trump at his own game? He is relentless. Not only will California out-gerrymander Texas, but the meme war is over. Newsom wins. And he might have what it takes—to rebuild our democracy and remind the world that Trump isn’t a strongman, a savior, or even a threat. He’s just a clown—and the joke’s on him. Governor Newsom is out-Trumping Trump. His team—and gleeful libs everywhere—are recycling the most obnoxious Trump memes and photo ops, only this time with a handsome upgrade in the lead role. These are my favorites so far.
Trump was not shot.The “assassination attempt” was a staged campaign stunt. Two people died; they were collateral damage.Again, it was staged.Everything is a moneymaking opportunity.
Don’t lie to yourself. Donald Trump is also an election cheat. “Russia if you’re listening” and “I just need you to find 11,780 votes.” The staged assassination attempt boosted his vote count. And that’s cheating. What did Elon, Theile, Palantir, and Starlink do to give Trump the 2024 win? My guess is: something. They did something. And the proof documented in a lawsuit filed in Rockland County New York, demanding a hand recount because not a single vote for Kamala or the third party candidate were counted. The next hearing is set for September 22, 2025.
This, in response to gerrymandering.California is bigger than Texas.If republicans don’t cheat they can’t win. Consider this.Trump stole the election with the assistance of Musk, Thiele, Starlink, and Palantir. Russia helped with 80 bomb threats and forced evacuations that facilitated the hacking.
Trump has dozens of fake framed Time Magazine covers featuring his face on the walls of Mar a Lago.What acronym should replace MAGA? Yes, Newsom’s GovPressOffice really did write that. Trump is in the Epstein file. Epstein’s girlfriend has been moved to a prison resort.His minions are not immune. MAGA claims Bed Bath And Beyond stores are leaving California because of the state tax rate and wage requirements. They went out of business in 2022.Trump’s latest stable genius move? Ordering his ineffective wall painted black—because apparently, if it’s hot, desperate migrants will just turn back and say, “Never mind.”Trump claims he’s a Christian.And all the fake Christians who created the original meme with Jesus behind Trump at the desk are screaming “blasphemy!”JesusDonald Trump wants the Nobel Peace Prize because it was awarded to the man he is most jealous of, President Obama. What a loser.Trump is an insecure, jealous man.This must happen.HeheheTrolling, trolling, trolling.You may remember Trump’s version of this.Cankles vs AnklesNewsom is up in the polls. With Trump, every day is opposite day.Trump threatens to cut off federal funding if California doesn’t comply with ICE. California pays out more than it receives. Cut funding, and I think Gavin will respond accordingly. Speaking of which, the January fire in Pacific Palisades that killed twelve people has yet to receive federal emergency funds.
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Lydia–you have outdone yourself! The ketchup toast–hilarious!!!
I can’t take credit. The internet provided it all. I left any credits I found attached. Most had no watermarks or signatures. The ketchup one is my favorite too!
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Lydia–you have outdone yourself! The ketchup toast–hilarious!!!
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I can’t take credit. The internet provided it all. I left any credits I found attached. Most had no watermarks or signatures. The ketchup one is my favorite too!
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