I’m Gonna Guess He’s Still Drinking

Butt texting, Humor, Pete Hegseth, Politics 1 Minute
Dear Pete Hegseth,
butt texting top secret war plans is a red flag.

You may have already heard about the TOP-SECRET WAR PLANS that were texted to a journalist accidentally, two hours before the attack on March 15th.

“The world found out shortly before 2 p.m. eastern time on March 15 that the United States was bombing Houthi targets across Yemen. I, however, knew two hours before the first bombs exploded that the attack might be coming. The reason I knew this is that Pete Hegseth, the secretary of defense, had texted me the war plan at 11:44 a.m. The plan included precise information about weapons packages, targets, and timing.”

 I can’t say it better than the journalist who came forward. 👇🏼👇🏼

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5211520-vance-trump-admin-plans-bomb-houthis-i-just-hate-bailing-europe-out-again/amp/

But her private email server … 

It’s bad, don’t get me wrong, these people have the nuclear codes. But three positives emerged from the wreckage.

1. Pete’s misdirected text went to a journalist, not one of our many adversaries.

2. The reporter wasn’t afraid to report it. 

3. The internet took one look and said, “Challenge accepted,” turning it into a good day for memes.

My favorite 👇🏼

The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans

Of course he is attacking the messenger. And he’s lying; the administration confirmed the texts were real.
Borowitzreport👇🏼

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/americans-demand-breathalyzer-be?utm_campaign=post&triedRedirect=true

The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans

I’ll update if I find more.

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An excellent likeness of Pete Hegseth’s tattoos
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9 thoughts on “I’m Gonna Guess He’s Still Drinking”

  3. And, of course, he who would be king knows nothing about this. The old joke: you can tell he’s lying when his lips move. But watch his eyes. He gets a certain look that tells you he is absolutely lying. Oh, who am I kidding?! He’s lying every time his lips move. “I know nothing about this.” Bullshit.

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  4. I’m not sure we can be assured of your first positive. One wonders if Mr. Goldberg is the only person who was incorrectly included. One also wonders what other things are being discussed in front of whom.
    There should be an expectation on all of our parts that the congress will investigate this and impeach and remove anyone who broke national security protocols and laws. Seems like nearly every person on that chat had strong words about national security and keeping secrets secret. Reportes questions need to be along the lines of “when are you starting this investigation?” The need to cut the political infighting, assume that the Good Ole Perverts won’t do squat nonsense.

    I also wondered after seeing both Agent Orange and Pete Hegseth’s responses: Do they not see that discrediting the reporter makes their mess up even worse? if the Atlantic is so bad then why was the editor in the contacts to be included by mistake?

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    1. The White House confirmed the texts were real before Hegseth denied it. He was probably praying to the porcelain god while that happened.
      I think I have a concussion from shaking my head over and over.
      Democrats are talking about an investigation, but we’ve seen how they go. They take forever, Trump’s people refuse to testify, and whatever they find won’t be reported. People have short attention spans.

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