BEEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEEP List all known profanities (I think I know them all) Put dogs out, start coffee  Let dogs in, make smoothie  Wash vitamins down with smoothie while ironing shirt Turn lizard's heat light on Toss in crickets, feed crickets  Take note of empty fridge List all known profanities (I make up some new … Continue reading A Typical Day →