Venmo, For All Your Questionable Transactions

You don’t know what Venmo is? Catch up, boomer. Venmo is the ultimate way to effortlessly transfer monetary bribes to any Supreme Court Justice who will hear your high-profile case. Look no further for your money laundering needs! With Venmo, simply include “Christmas Party” in the space marked “memo,” and your transaction will pass unnoticed. … Continue reading Venmo, For All Your Questionable Transactions