“I think a full investigation would show that Trump didn't actually win the election in 2016. He lost the election, and he was put into office because the Russians interfered on his behalf,” ~39th U.S. President Jimmy Carter Inspiration for a limerick: “So I'm going to go into this trial,”(One he’s delayed for quite a … Continue reading A Sleepy Feted Führer
"Please just answer the questions, no speeches." ~ Judge Engoron to DFG Trump Donald Trump is now testifying Fraudulent business practices, he’s trying To keep this ‘civil’ No perjurious drivel Charges ‘criminal’ when he starts lying 99.9% failure predicted. Can he speak without lying? Based on everything in his life, nerrr.
(Not McConnell)Looney Tunes Cecil Turtle U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell Spends his second day in hospital,Suspicious? Foul-play?Slammed McCarthy, TuesdayNext day, Turtle down, injured cranial https://www.npr.org/2023/03/07/1161686255/fox-tucker-carlson-jan-6-security-tapes-mcconnell-manger https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-64898451.amp
Tesla, SpaceX, and now Twitter,Three companies in the shitterThere’s one common threadThe money they’ve bledRecord losses made Elon bitter •~• Guinness record breaking is quite a featMusk’s burden has begun to deplete$200 billionLost by the villainHe’s still rich: downfall incomplete "I've LOST more money than you'll EVER HAVE!" ~ Elon Musk He said that in … Continue reading Elon Musk, Record Breaking Loser… a limerick
Though hatched, grown, and given the bootThree birds have returned to the roost Like chicks newly hatchedStarved, equally matchedRegurgitated worm, the desired loot~•~ Happy to see them in the same roomContentment, laughter, then kaboomBehavior quite fowlHigh pitched squawks, low growlsThese “adults” came out of my womb!~•~ “Mom! Mom! Mom!” Voiced from… everywhere“She said…” “He won’t…” … Continue reading Flown Back to Roost, a limerick
Oh Lord, won’t you helpChoose a toaster for meSend me a signal,Quick, while shipping is freeIt’s two day deliveryIf I order by threeOh Lord, won’t you helpChoose a toaster For me Oh Lord I don’t wantA toaster ovenI had to get marriedFor my previous oneMy dollars are dwindlingLord, I am veganDon’t need to melt cheeseIn … Continue reading I Just Need Toast
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