We Pay Members of Congress an annual salary of $174,000, more if they serve on committees. This incompetent group serves as a reminder that anyone can run for office. Don’t be shy. Green and Boebert share a brain cell. Marjorie Taylor Green openly calls Lauren Boebert a whore. Congressional Representative Kevin McCarthy walked down a … Continue reading This is Congress, Anyone Can Do It
Category: Kevin McCarthy
Cawthorn Them All
You may remember former Representative Madison Cawthorn. He spoke on stage before Trump declared war on the Capitol, on 1/6. Cawthorn was one of many who warmed up the crowd. Madison Cawthorn: handsome, known by college girls as predatory, someone not to get in a car with. What happened to Cawthorn’s political career? In March … Continue reading Cawthorn Them All
McCarthy – Laugh in Moderation
Should I feel bad? My cheeks hurt, and my side aches. While the tears of joy have ebbed, I am no longer doubled over laughing. My posture is upright. The much-needed hilarity that came with watching the well-deserved humiliation of the former speaker, Kevin McCarthy, has passed. I woke up with a clarity of mind … Continue reading McCarthy – Laugh in Moderation
New Word “Ungaveled”
Kevin McCarthy has made history today. He is the first Speaker of the House to be ungaveled, (New word meaning, removed from his role as Speaker.) Former Speaker of the House, Kevin McCarthy Congressclown Matt Gaetz, alleged sex-trafficker and participant in 1/6 planning, is the ringmaster. They are eating their own. 269 days, in human … Continue reading New Word “Ungaveled”
If the News Was Small Kitchen Appliances
Oh, the woes of my quest to discover a thought-provoking topic to write about! Today, I find myself afflicted by the opposite of writer's block—a condition known as "squirrel syndrome." Squirrels are the single weakness of man’s best friend. When a dog, trained, loyal, and well-behaved, in any other situation, sees a squirrel, suddenly you’re … Continue reading If the News Was Small Kitchen Appliances
Debt Ceiling, 2023, Biden vs McCarthy
Long Post Disclaimer: Have water handy; the human body can only survive without water for 3 days. Keep a snack nearby; slow readers, you can survive between 1 and 2 months without food. Remember to move; research suggests that staying stationary, whether sitting or standing, for long periods of time can be unhealthy. I suggest … Continue reading Debt Ceiling, 2023, Biden vs McCarthy





